duh v8 is gross. but have you had it witha hangover?
i could bitch and whine and make you hysterial with stories of the incompetence of everyone employed by the state of virginia. but i won't. i'll just tell you that when i got out of class today my car had been towed. this, less than a week after my wallet got stolen. this, when i had spent three days trying (unsuccessfully) to get a new copy of my license.
on phone to towing place: do i need a copy of my license to get my car back? my wallet was stolen.
woman: well you better go down to dmv and have them issue you an identification card. (what?)
dmv woman: (after i walked there cussing and sweating and waited for an hour and a half) you need a social security card to get a copy of your license.
but two days ago two people here told me i just needed a birth certificate!
i'm sorry that you were misinformed. don't you carry your social security card on you?
(losing it) yeah. i carry it in my WALLET that i just TOLD you was STOLEN and i have been waiting here for AN HOUR AND A HALF and i can't get MY TOWED CAR BACK without my LICENSE so i NEED IT right NOW.
(i got my license.)
then i paid $830 in parking tickets. (who knew the interest didn't hit a ceiling after a few years?) i'm not going to start with that conversation but after dealing with one bitch i was giving my mother (who picked me up from dmv to compare not paying a parking ticket to not giving your kid a pollio shot) a long list of reason why everyone in city hall was a fucking moron while the other employees ignored me.
then i went to some court building.
it says no cell phones... do you guys want to hold it or can i just turn it off?
NO! YOU MUST LEAVE! THE PHONE! OUTSIDE!
woman at towing place on phone: (giving me wrong directions.)
woman at towing place as i was leaving with my car ($60 later): (giving me wronger directions.
and my employee's calling from my store because she has no quarters, no dimes, two nickels and a few pennies and i'm three hours later and that's as close to not bitching as i'm gonna get today.
i could bitch and whine and make you hysterial with stories of the incompetence of everyone employed by the state of virginia. but i won't. i'll just tell you that when i got out of class today my car had been towed. this, less than a week after my wallet got stolen. this, when i had spent three days trying (unsuccessfully) to get a new copy of my license.
on phone to towing place: do i need a copy of my license to get my car back? my wallet was stolen.
woman: well you better go down to dmv and have them issue you an identification card. (what?)
dmv woman: (after i walked there cussing and sweating and waited for an hour and a half) you need a social security card to get a copy of your license.
but two days ago two people here told me i just needed a birth certificate!
i'm sorry that you were misinformed. don't you carry your social security card on you?
(losing it) yeah. i carry it in my WALLET that i just TOLD you was STOLEN and i have been waiting here for AN HOUR AND A HALF and i can't get MY TOWED CAR BACK without my LICENSE so i NEED IT right NOW.
(i got my license.)
then i paid $830 in parking tickets. (who knew the interest didn't hit a ceiling after a few years?) i'm not going to start with that conversation but after dealing with one bitch i was giving my mother (who picked me up from dmv to compare not paying a parking ticket to not giving your kid a pollio shot) a long list of reason why everyone in city hall was a fucking moron while the other employees ignored me.
then i went to some court building.
it says no cell phones... do you guys want to hold it or can i just turn it off?
NO! YOU MUST LEAVE! THE PHONE! OUTSIDE!
woman at towing place on phone: (giving me wrong directions.)
woman at towing place as i was leaving with my car ($60 later): (giving me wronger directions.
and my employee's calling from my store because she has no quarters, no dimes, two nickels and a few pennies and i'm three hours later and that's as close to not bitching as i'm gonna get today.
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Have fun watching Sex and the City! I may be checking out the the scene up there tomorrow or Sunday, but either way, I won't "hit the bottom"....
Hope you've had a great day. May talk to you later - we'll see... (I bet the suspense is overwhelming
edited cuz I can spell brilliantly, but my typing smokes the peep and I never proof-read....
[Edited on Nov 07, 2003 12:27PM]