today taboo's landlord brought me a janine's pussy ($83,) a vibrator, and a tube of warming oil that he found behind the building. i noticed that the pussy was wet. ("i noticed that the pussy was wet." heh.) so i stuck a pen in it and manovered it around, looking for any trace of cum or hair. i didn't find that, but i did find a small rip just below the clit. then i noticed that the inside of the package of the vibrator looked oily. that led me to examine the lube. the slight trace of dirt on the inner rim of the lid proved that it had indeed been used.
what i think happened: a man and a woman purchased the items from taboo. they were probably not stolen since the pussy is something that i would notice both going out the door and missing from the shelf. the couple was relatively wealthy because the man spent $83 on a pussy he was going to discard after one use. actually, a lot of men spend money on pussies they discard after one use....
anyway. the couple was in their forties. they enjoyed a healthy sex life but it wasn't anything special--not like it used to be. so they planned a little fantasy. came to taboo and bought the stuff, too nervous and excited to notice that the warming oil was not lube, and then fucked themselves in the car. they weren't brave enough to go behind the dumpster--they got enough of a thrill out of the fact that it was daylight.
but here's the one thing i don't understand: why is the bullet that went with the pussy missing? the couple took the time to put everything back in its boxes though janine's was a little ripped up. so here's my theory:
as the couple were fucking a chubby ninja stood behind the car watching silently. he saw the man rip into the pussy. he saw the woman buck against the vibrator. he saw a lone silver bullet on the seat beside the man's leg, abandoned there in the excitement. he connected with the bullet. it was there, like him, watching but uninvolved, aroused but frustrated. after the man came and the woman faked it, right after their sloppy, breathy kiss, right before the man put the car into reverse, the chubby ninja pounced. he wanted to scream "the bullet is mine, the bullet is me!" but he also wanted to be a silent ninja. so he swiftly reached in through the man's window and stole the bullet, then lept onto the roof of taboo in one motion.
what i think happened: a man and a woman purchased the items from taboo. they were probably not stolen since the pussy is something that i would notice both going out the door and missing from the shelf. the couple was relatively wealthy because the man spent $83 on a pussy he was going to discard after one use. actually, a lot of men spend money on pussies they discard after one use....
anyway. the couple was in their forties. they enjoyed a healthy sex life but it wasn't anything special--not like it used to be. so they planned a little fantasy. came to taboo and bought the stuff, too nervous and excited to notice that the warming oil was not lube, and then fucked themselves in the car. they weren't brave enough to go behind the dumpster--they got enough of a thrill out of the fact that it was daylight.
but here's the one thing i don't understand: why is the bullet that went with the pussy missing? the couple took the time to put everything back in its boxes though janine's was a little ripped up. so here's my theory:
as the couple were fucking a chubby ninja stood behind the car watching silently. he saw the man rip into the pussy. he saw the woman buck against the vibrator. he saw a lone silver bullet on the seat beside the man's leg, abandoned there in the excitement. he connected with the bullet. it was there, like him, watching but uninvolved, aroused but frustrated. after the man came and the woman faked it, right after their sloppy, breathy kiss, right before the man put the car into reverse, the chubby ninja pounced. he wanted to scream "the bullet is mine, the bullet is me!" but he also wanted to be a silent ninja. so he swiftly reached in through the man's window and stole the bullet, then lept onto the roof of taboo in one motion.
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they ruin everything, every single time.