i have this pool where i live.
not a grand pool, by any means.
not even a normal sized pool, truth be told.
If truth be told, i have actually built up quite a repertoire of jibes and insults for said pool and used them all. continuously amusing others at the expense of this pool that never did a thing to me. it would never even ripple loudly.
this insult riddled, cement kiddy pool with the tall black metal fence had never before entered my mind as an oracle of salvation...till today.
today, that little reservoir held every answer my heat soaked body could ask for.
.....after twisting my body in ways and shapes heretofore unimaginable and following that with a silly vertical stroll up a dusty mountain, i could think of no better bed to fall into than that pool. that arctic little pool of mine.
and it welcomed me.
my pool is like jesus.
my pool is like my mom.
my pool is like a really great and loyal dog.
my pool is the shit, 'cause my pool is unconditional....like they say jesus is, or my mom is, or like that really great and loyal dog i someday hope to have is.
yeah...that's my pool. i just wanted to say a few nice things.
catch all you kids on the flip-side....
...you know where Ill be....yep, doing laps in my big icy vagina of a pool.
not a grand pool, by any means.
not even a normal sized pool, truth be told.
If truth be told, i have actually built up quite a repertoire of jibes and insults for said pool and used them all. continuously amusing others at the expense of this pool that never did a thing to me. it would never even ripple loudly.
this insult riddled, cement kiddy pool with the tall black metal fence had never before entered my mind as an oracle of salvation...till today.
today, that little reservoir held every answer my heat soaked body could ask for.
.....after twisting my body in ways and shapes heretofore unimaginable and following that with a silly vertical stroll up a dusty mountain, i could think of no better bed to fall into than that pool. that arctic little pool of mine.
and it welcomed me.
my pool is like jesus.
my pool is like my mom.
my pool is like a really great and loyal dog.
my pool is the shit, 'cause my pool is unconditional....like they say jesus is, or my mom is, or like that really great and loyal dog i someday hope to have is.
yeah...that's my pool. i just wanted to say a few nice things.
catch all you kids on the flip-side....
...you know where Ill be....yep, doing laps in my big icy vagina of a pool.
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used to do it for a living....then one morning i woke up and was no longer funny.
what happened there then? no, really. because even though i've never done it for a living, most of my teenage years were spent writing and performing decent sketches and some promising stand up comedy. my last stand up gig was 2 years ago, but i'm 23 now, and i seem to have lost my bottle.
i don't seem to have the spontaneity and confidence i used to have.
any ideas as to how you get your mojo working?
god, i seem to have absorbed your sense of humor.
ps. sorry about not being able to talk.. wierd nite...