grendel_kin

i have been told by folks on this site that my internet skills do not fully do justice to the level of entertaining arrogance that easily rolls off my tongue in person. i do not know what to do about that. i feel a profound sadness for all the scantily clad whims of fancy that decorate and inhabit this electronic world, for they might never know the honest and well documented glory of the Grendel.....be aware, the depth of my profundity is equal to that of a kiddie pool.

what might a boy do under these dire circumstances? please litter my journal with suggestions.