Tuesday Dec 31, 2002

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Hope you all have a fantastic new year! No impregnating or being impregnated now, you hear? Let the sperm swim free, but keep 'em on a tight tight leash.

SPERM! Happy New Year! OVUM!! Happy new year to you too!

I seriously don't know what the hell I'm saying.
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avanttard:
That was beautiful. Seriously.
slightpressureok:
The magic of vacuum-tubed radio!!!

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