right, so, okay! i have made it back to my journal page within a month of my last time here! pug is making progress. No really, you have no idea how much r-tarded i am at anything that has to do with actual stuff. wait, no, i mean, social, fuck? anyways, i hope everyone had a super ne w years and junk, i actually went out for the first new years in like, 5 yearas or so, usually i stay home and yell out the window as the clock strikes twelve: "Shat the Fack Ahp! Like I give Ah fak that it's 2 thousand whateverthe fuck! GO TO HELL!!!"
But this year, i went to my sister Bear's opening of this new cafe that she and 4 of her closest pals are opening up, and lo & behold, it was...fun! i had a very nice time, me and my buddy Jae went and figured we'd leave after like, a half hour, but instead we got quite drunk, hung out in a corner and flew paper airplanes at various groups of people having conversations and such. At midnite i accidentally swaallowed my gum while drinking champaingne, and freaked out a bit 'cause of the whole taking seven years to digest gum and stuff; Jae told me that was an urban myth and i didn't believe him, and Bear who is very lovely person kept talking to us and saying that her friends were very nice and we had nothing to be afraid of by talking to them, so i started asking around, you know, "do you think that it takes seven years to you know, poop out a peice of gum?" and that provided a very interesting talking point. No one agreed with me tha tit takes seven years to poop out apiece of gum though. But still it was quite fun, and any one out there in suicide land that lives around this neck of the woods might very well like the place, it is called Moonshine, in Gastown, (right behind Gassy Jack), and it's the establishment of Bear and her buds, who are really awesome people ((er, they just happen to be quite a bit more social than i am) and are very laid back and funkable, quite like the atmosphere of the place. Check it out if you get a chance!
tonite me and my roomate jae were watching the Jackass movie on TV and practicalluy died laughing, my kitty Mogwai was quite worried for me at some points, squeaking with concern and pawing at my face. I particularily enjoyed the part whrere Steve-O shoved a lit firecracker up his ass while also having one tied to his dick, and whaen they went off his dick flew up and the fire cracker just about hit that other guy in the face! i also liked when he snorted the wasabi paste and puked on the counter of that sushi place right in fronta the camerea! I love Steve-O. i have come to the conclusion that this mysterious crush of mine is because he is, absolutely in carnate, the boy version of me.
But this year, i went to my sister Bear's opening of this new cafe that she and 4 of her closest pals are opening up, and lo & behold, it was...fun! i had a very nice time, me and my buddy Jae went and figured we'd leave after like, a half hour, but instead we got quite drunk, hung out in a corner and flew paper airplanes at various groups of people having conversations and such. At midnite i accidentally swaallowed my gum while drinking champaingne, and freaked out a bit 'cause of the whole taking seven years to digest gum and stuff; Jae told me that was an urban myth and i didn't believe him, and Bear who is very lovely person kept talking to us and saying that her friends were very nice and we had nothing to be afraid of by talking to them, so i started asking around, you know, "do you think that it takes seven years to you know, poop out a peice of gum?" and that provided a very interesting talking point. No one agreed with me tha tit takes seven years to poop out apiece of gum though. But still it was quite fun, and any one out there in suicide land that lives around this neck of the woods might very well like the place, it is called Moonshine, in Gastown, (right behind Gassy Jack), and it's the establishment of Bear and her buds, who are really awesome people ((er, they just happen to be quite a bit more social than i am) and are very laid back and funkable, quite like the atmosphere of the place. Check it out if you get a chance!
tonite me and my roomate jae were watching the Jackass movie on TV and practicalluy died laughing, my kitty Mogwai was quite worried for me at some points, squeaking with concern and pawing at my face. I particularily enjoyed the part whrere Steve-O shoved a lit firecracker up his ass while also having one tied to his dick, and whaen they went off his dick flew up and the fire cracker just about hit that other guy in the face! i also liked when he snorted the wasabi paste and puked on the counter of that sushi place right in fronta the camerea! I love Steve-O. i have come to the conclusion that this mysterious crush of mine is because he is, absolutely in carnate, the boy version of me.
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angelvanilla:
Hi, I was just wondering why you wanted into SGBC?!
anarchist:
I love that your cats name is Mogwai - good band, and probably a good cat.