Yes that's a pretty bastardised version of blog, but it's actually pretty onomatopoeic as to how I feel at this very moment.
But this is not the place to be morose. This is my first blog on this site for god's sake!
So yeah, what to say about me? Well, I'm a 24 year old gentleman from the greatest city in the United Kingdom. Maybe not a popular opinion for those of you from the Big Smoke, but in my view Glasgow knocks your city into a cocked hat.
I'm an aspiring writer who has realised the difficulty of making it in such a career, so I'm pursuing another of my great passions. Nowadays I'm a trained bartender who can whip up a wonderful cocktail and wants to own his own bar in the future. Here's hoping that my knowledge (and love) of single malt Scotch whisky and good beer will hold me in good stead.
I shall leave this brief so I shan't bore the tits off you completely just now, but just know that I'm looking forward to being a part of the wonderful community you have here. Ciao.