To just say 'fuck it', book a cheap bus from Glasgow, find a cheap hotel for the weekend and go party it up at Blackheart Burlesque/Ballroom Blitz in London next weekend.
Ah, wanderlust...
To just say 'fuck it', book a cheap bus from Glasgow, find a cheap hotel for the weekend and go party it up at Blackheart Burlesque/Ballroom Blitz in London next weekend.
Ah, wanderlust...
SuicideGirls is a wonderful community. So many delightful people in a great forum to share, converse and of course appreciate incredibly sexy ladies.
It's also a great place to make friends. A couple of months ago a Colorado-based lady messaged me to thank me for making her laugh with my witty and humorous comment (what wit, I responded) and since then we've spoken for countless...
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Saw The Force Awakens tonight and my God. Simply fantastic film! I need to see it again and again and again!
Won't spoil it - I'm not a prize cock after all - but just take it from me. You can't see this film fast enough.
Don't think that my Star Wars high and huge grin will leave this side of the New Year, let
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210 lbs. Or in units more familiar to these isles, 15st and 95kg respectively.
That's what I weighed in at on my first visit to the gym last Saturday. I feel moderately disgusted by this figure.
I only have myself to blame. My love of beer, pizza, beer, kebabs, whisky, bread and beer have done this, and I have gladly let them.
No more.
It'll...
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Of late I've been so unbearably bored that once again the idea has crossed my mind to sack up and purchase a gym membership. If nothing else for the unlimited pool and sauna usage that it includes, but maybe for the actual use of fitness machines. When living in Elgin I rediscovered my enjoyment of swimming that had long since passed me by, and it...
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"Wow Andrew, go ahead and choose a depressing topic. That'll win friends and influence people..."
Wheesht, brain! It was either that or the 'what are you an expert in' topic, and fuck knows I'm not gonna spend an hour at half three in the morning trying to work out what I'm really good at!
So... yeah, breakup playlist. This one is equally hard as someone...
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Because to be honest my writing has taken a bit of a back seat of late and it seems like an ideal route to ease myself back into it. Plus it's gotta be more productive than my gloomy piss-take version of 'Living Next Door to Alice' (ah, the thoughts you get laying alone in bed at 4am)...
So yeah. Homework! Haven't done this since my...
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Yes that's a pretty bastardised version of blog, but it's actually pretty onomatopoeic as to how I feel at this very moment.
But this is not the place to be morose. This is my first blog on this site for god's sake!
So yeah, what to say about me? Well, I'm a 24 year old gentleman from the greatest city in the United Kingdom. Maybe...
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