Hello my pretties, well my tattoo is done now and fuck me did it hurt, mainly because Steve(bestest tattooist in whole of the wide of world) made me laugh. I've known him for a while now and I had to take my bra off so he could do the lower bits of the tat and all you could hear for about 20miles was 'FUCKING HELL...
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Hey guys, how is everyone?
Well I've had a sort of non descript week except for saturday. We put a reptile show for Claire House. Lots of animals lots of little kiddies top feed to them. One actual turned round and said 'If I poke it will it bite me'? No you stupid cow but I will.
On another note, do any nice girlies want...
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Well I've had a sort of non descript week except for saturday. We put a reptile show for Claire House. Lots of animals lots of little kiddies top feed to them. One actual turned round and said 'If I poke it will it bite me'? No you stupid cow but I will.
On another note, do any nice girlies want...
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zombievoodoo:
Thank you for taking part in my survey, what ever it was .. either way you get a drunken journal bomb from me. Cause I'm drunk and I feel the need to make you wonder if you took a survey or something. 
jericho:
Well I'm not a girly but I will be back in the UK from mid december onwards and fancy doing a SucideBoys set if you are interested?
Hey guys,
Sorry I haven't been on in a while. Okay start at the top:
I'm married now, the wedding was so cool and everything went really well. I was very drunk as was my darling husband. Aparently the food was great, but I didn't get any because every time I went to get some I got stopped my someone. But it was a really...
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Sorry I haven't been on in a while. Okay start at the top:
I'm married now, the wedding was so cool and everything went really well. I was very drunk as was my darling husband. Aparently the food was great, but I didn't get any because every time I went to get some I got stopped my someone. But it was a really...
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presence:
ok the girls nipples sticking out thing cheers me up 
paolodesade:
So, how goes married life?
btw, in my book, you are definately passing.
btw, in my book, you are definately passing.
Hello my pretties.
How are we all on this bloody cold day? Well for anyone who cares to join me, my Hen night is next sat at Hex in Birkenhead. We're going for the old bastards night, so I won't be the only person there that someone says "you know my mum" to.
In other news, Tim and me are closer to getting the fetish...
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How are we all on this bloody cold day? Well for anyone who cares to join me, my Hen night is next sat at Hex in Birkenhead. We're going for the old bastards night, so I won't be the only person there that someone says "you know my mum" to.
In other news, Tim and me are closer to getting the fetish...
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zombieelvis:
Me and My Good Lady Wife will be in the Swan tonight, following that with some lick-face at the Barfly - if you're around, or ever check your journal, give me a shout.
Oh, and don't do drugs.
Oh, and don't do drugs.
zombievoodoo:
Zombie Voodoo has given you a seriously fucked up drunkin journal bomb! Do you have some tequila to share?
Hello everyone I so sorry I haven't been on in well even longer than the last time. I moved house and everything I have is well everywhere. It's pretty much sorted now though. We're looking after a really cute Burmese Python called Dribbles(Dribs for short) so he sort of breaks the room up a little. Erm what else is new, I hate my job but...
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zombieelvis:
Man porno for you
Man porno for you
zombieelvis:
My Good Lady Wife totally shakes the waffle mix. Or something.
But admit it - you saw the pics of me naked and just had to lie down with a cup of strong tea and the bible.
I am the sex.
rrrrggghhhhhh.
or whatever.
But admit it - you saw the pics of me naked and just had to lie down with a cup of strong tea and the bible.
I am the sex.
rrrrggghhhhhh.
or whatever.
Hello guys, sorry I ahven't bveen here in a while. Evil new job means I noyl gettwo days of for every 7, but I get 4 when I work 8 so it's not all bad. I got a new tattoo yay. It's really cute. It's two hands throwing a pair of dice with alpha and omega on them. It's on my chest and fucking hurt,...
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zombieelvis:
I no longer believe you exist.
zombieelvis:
You're there! Or maybe I've landed in your dimension and you can now hear my calls. That being the case, can you tell me where I can get a pizza round here? And what time do the trains finish?
Hello guys, I'm sorry I haven't been around in a while, thinkgs to meet people to do and all that.
Any who, more wedding stuff sorted, got the pattern and material for me dress. Everything is all booked now and wonderful. I'm going to the dentist soon to get some fangs made, they're proper caps that are fitted to your teeth and they match the...
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Any who, more wedding stuff sorted, got the pattern and material for me dress. Everything is all booked now and wonderful. I'm going to the dentist soon to get some fangs made, they're proper caps that are fitted to your teeth and they match the...
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presence:
i wnana see them!
zombieelvis:
WAAAAHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hello sweeties, how are we all doing? Before I start check out thisrubyrouge
She rocks my socks off.
Not much to tell really. I'm waiting on my damn shoes to arrive. So I'm all exctied, but my free sample of KY-Jelly hasn't arrived yet so I'm sad
Oh new Westwood Bound catalog out.
And I have decded upon an interesting business opertunity. I want...
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She rocks my socks off.
Not much to tell really. I'm waiting on my damn shoes to arrive. So I'm all exctied, but my free sample of KY-Jelly hasn't arrived yet so I'm sad
Oh new Westwood Bound catalog out.
And I have decded upon an interesting business opertunity. I want...
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kingkurt:
planet girl!
>K<
>K<
free00thinker:
Hey i'm back in the UK...1 more interesting person! i guess...any way i checked out some burlesque shows in new york...they weren't that good...strip clubs seemed to cater more for me...anyway...hello!
Hello sweeties oh much to tell much to tell.
Got paid on thursday and don't have much wages kleft due to paying for normal neccesity crap but hay have more wedding stuff done.
100 on the rings, ordered my shoes yay shoes glorious shoes. and got his pants. Oh and ordered this book called Queens of Burlesque.
Went out on Saturday, to wrexam of all...
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Got paid on thursday and don't have much wages kleft due to paying for normal neccesity crap but hay have more wedding stuff done.
100 on the rings, ordered my shoes yay shoes glorious shoes. and got his pants. Oh and ordered this book called Queens of Burlesque.
Went out on Saturday, to wrexam of all...
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rubyrouge:
No, no, no - that's not sad and competitive - that's the way you do it! I always bid at the last minute! But if you don't make it, I can do you a pair cheaply!
Did you find them completely randomly or though me?!?
Damn right celebacy makes one sad. I think I might turn into some kind of patron saint of celibacy, I can practiucally feel my hymen re-building, its been so long!
Did you find them completely randomly or though me?!?
Damn right celebacy makes one sad. I think I might turn into some kind of patron saint of celibacy, I can practiucally feel my hymen re-building, its been so long!
zombieelvis:
That lateness of caring will garner little sympathy with Ray. I can only defer the inevitable. Occassionally I can juggle the insurmountable. I've never yet been able to grill the indefatigable.
Hello swseeties. Not much to tell really. Computer is being a twat so the PSW set is going to take longer than expected, but I promise it will be here.
Got some more shifts at work and still trying to find another job, evil wedding and house prices make me do nasty 11 hour shifts.
The club we went ot the other saturday was great,...
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Got some more shifts at work and still trying to find another job, evil wedding and house prices make me do nasty 11 hour shifts.
The club we went ot the other saturday was great,...
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ash:
thanks so much for the comment on my set!!! I know its probably really late now, lol, but I had a lotta comments
lessthanpunc:
11 hour a dance wow that is too long!! your a busy lady wedding house and all that jazz man you got alot goin on well good luck on all that is comming up. 
Where you been?
Me and the Good the Wife are frequently out, disturbing the young people with our gay dancing. It's only a matter of time before we knock your drink over in the Swan.