Got a letter from my credit union saying I don't qualify for a much needed loan... I'm hearing a weird noise when I turn my truck... and I almost got laid, but I got distracted by her kid throwing a tantrum in the next room...
This is the hell that is my life...
... I wanna get drunk this weekend.
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This is the hell that is my life...
... I wanna get drunk this weekend.
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koukla:
i like your username 
cochar:
HEY BABY!!!! 
. I miss you hun. 
. I miss you hun. Yay, new friend! ...and now a poem:
Here I sit, in a robe.
With my head in a stove(?)
Thinking about the days gone by,
Trying to find answers to all my 'why's.
What had happened? Did I have fun?
Did I actually go out in the sun?
I like this look, perhaps it'll stay,
So muggles will just keep away.
Well now I'm sick...
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Here I sit, in a robe.
With my head in a stove(?)
Thinking about the days gone by,
Trying to find answers to all my 'why's.
What had happened? Did I have fun?
Did I actually go out in the sun?
I like this look, perhaps it'll stay,
So muggles will just keep away.
Well now I'm sick...
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theseadog:
You win a drunk woman riding out of a pizza flavoured cake on a pony! Congradulations!
I don't have the space/suplies for a gathering it my place this weekend. I just took that comment off the boards to avoid confusion. But I am trying to organize a cookout down by our pool for within the next week or two.
I'm trying to schedule between SGLA, SGOC, & SGLBC, which is a pain in the ass. But rest assured, there's no way I'll keep the Inland Empire out of the loop!
I don't have the space/suplies for a gathering it my place this weekend. I just took that comment off the boards to avoid confusion. But I am trying to organize a cookout down by our pool for within the next week or two.
I'm trying to schedule between SGLA, SGOC, & SGLBC, which is a pain in the ass. But rest assured, there's no way I'll keep the Inland Empire out of the loop!
akasha823:
Nothing Canadian huh? And why is that?
It sucks being sick...
...except that you don't have to go in for work!
Now somebody kiss my puke filled mouth
Quote of the Day:
You can't have manslaughter without 'laughter'!
...except that you don't have to go in for work!
Now somebody kiss my puke filled mouth
Quote of the Day:
You can't have manslaughter without 'laughter'!
cochar:
Hey There!! Sorry you're sick. Hope you feel better. IM me sometime.
IM me sometime.
cochar:
WILL YOU MARRY ME!!! 
Right now I'm doing laundry and getting ready to go to my friend's house tonight though I'm not feeling well.
After going to see my doctor yesturday she told me I need to find a new job. I thought it was an ironic statement because I wouldn't be able to afford to see her anymore without my job. Luckily UPS is a big company so...
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After going to see my doctor yesturday she told me I need to find a new job. I thought it was an ironic statement because I wouldn't be able to afford to see her anymore without my job. Luckily UPS is a big company so...
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Today... I masturbated. That is all.
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So what if you're PMSing? I don't see your mouth bleeding...
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So what if you're PMSing? I don't see your mouth bleeding...
cochar:
LOVE THE QUOTE! HAD FUN CHATTING WITH YOU EARLIER!!!!!!!
Just got home from work... and... that's been about it for my day.
I lead an exciting life.
Well tomorrow I hope to get my first booty call, so (in my infinite greed for constant attention) wish me luck!
...Good luck, please.
Quote of the Day... Week... Whatever:
I'd rather be watching ECW.
I lead an exciting life.
Well tomorrow I hope to get my first booty call, so (in my infinite greed for constant attention) wish me luck!
...Good luck, please.
Quote of the Day... Week... Whatever:
I'd rather be watching ECW.
cochar:
Hey, I'm on AIM right now if you care to chat. The name is pookietopaz. Hope to see you on soon.
Got drunk last night, but no hangover this morning (A side effect from being my father's son), so I was right as rain to compete in a video game tourny of SvC: Chaos. I lost though, because I was informed I couldn't use my favorite fighter... Now I'm watching Saving Private Ryan at a friend's house... A pretty good start to the New Year.
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Great... now I'm a guinea pig... with an old friend back!
(Hi, Mns... Menas,,,, Menstratio... Ah, fuck it, I'll boot her.)
Quote of the Day:
Do things at night, when God's asleep...
(Hi, Mns... Menas,,,, Menstratio... Ah, fuck it, I'll boot her.)
Quote of the Day:
Do things at night, when God's asleep...
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cochar:
I agree to your terms about the guinea pig plan. . I am pleased you are wiling to be my guinea pig. These are your tasks......... 
1. You must sacrifice 1 virgin.
2. Do a little jig.
3. Drink a bottle of tobasco sauce.
4.Read a 1,000 page novel in an hour.
5. Bake a cake.
6. Shave 1 side of your head.
7. Rape a clown-
8. Do cartwheels down stairs.
HAVE FUN MY LITTLE GUINEA PIG!!
. I am pleased you are wiling to be my guinea pig. These are your tasks.........
1. You must sacrifice 1 virgin.
2. Do a little jig.
3. Drink a bottle of tobasco sauce.
4.Read a 1,000 page novel in an hour.
5. Bake a cake.
6. Shave 1 side of your head.
7. Rape a clown-
8. Do cartwheels down stairs.
HAVE FUN MY LITTLE GUINEA PIG!!
cochar:
NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! 
. I NEED MY GUINEA PIG!!!!!! . I CAN MAKE YOUR FANTASY COME TRUE........
. I NEED MY GUINEA PIG!!!!!! . I CAN MAKE YOUR FANTASY COME TRUE........ Well, I'm back after... I don't know how long.
And I already have a new friend (without even trying!). Hi CoChar.
Well not a lot has changed since I left (you can check my profile), but my car , Winston, passed away...
....he was my first and the best fucking car you could ask for (he actually talked with an old school 'spell-and-speak' voice chip!)....
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And I already have a new friend (without even trying!). Hi CoChar.
Well not a lot has changed since I left (you can check my profile), but my car , Winston, passed away...
....he was my first and the best fucking car you could ask for (he actually talked with an old school 'spell-and-speak' voice chip!)....
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cochar:
I'LL TAKE YOU UP ON THAT 24 HOUR GUINEA PIG OFFER!!