You ever have one of those days that makes you think that you must have kicked Jesus in the balls in a past life?
All I wanna do now is sleep off the day, but I can't due to the fact that a friend of mine put an image in my head that'll haunt me when I close my eyes (It has something to do with "Tea Bagging").
So now I'm sitting and relflecting on how I spent this Fat Tuesday...
Being Catholic this was my last day to enjoy to enjoy certain freedoms since tomorrow (actually today) is Ash Wednesday, the begging of LENT.
See our pal Jebus had to walk his @$$ through some desert, only he forgot provissions and good ol' Dad forgot to metnion it would take 40 days to cross the desert... so with no food or water Jebus marched. At the end of said journey he was tempted by some guy who I'll call: S'tan.
He offered Jebus food and water in exchange for... hell I don't know what he was asking for, but Jebus still refused and because of his dumb ass, all us Catholics have to suffer too.
So for forty days we must make a sacrifice in homage to our Lord and savior (along with fasting on Ash Wednesday and Good Friday, and no meat on Fridays period), but most people give up shit that they don't even do (Non smokers give up smoking, eunuchs give up sex, etc.).
Me, well I'm not a devout Catholic, and so I figure this is the time of year to make up for my misdoings of the past ten and a half months...
So I don't give up one thing, but actually two or three things, and things that actually matter in my life. This year I'm giving up: Soda, Late Night Eating, and Masturbation.
Now I know the last one sounds like an impossible task, but I've been so busy lately I haven't had time to get off as much as I usually do...
In fact today, my last day to enjoy my sacrifices, I couldn't get a moment to myself, so it might not be as hard for me to give it up this year as say when I was still in high school.
Well I've seemed to type enough for one day and if anyone does read tihs then... ... ...who the hell am I talking to anyway?!
All I wanna do now is sleep off the day, but I can't due to the fact that a friend of mine put an image in my head that'll haunt me when I close my eyes (It has something to do with "Tea Bagging").
So now I'm sitting and relflecting on how I spent this Fat Tuesday...
Being Catholic this was my last day to enjoy to enjoy certain freedoms since tomorrow (actually today) is Ash Wednesday, the begging of LENT.
See our pal Jebus had to walk his @$$ through some desert, only he forgot provissions and good ol' Dad forgot to metnion it would take 40 days to cross the desert... so with no food or water Jebus marched. At the end of said journey he was tempted by some guy who I'll call: S'tan.
He offered Jebus food and water in exchange for... hell I don't know what he was asking for, but Jebus still refused and because of his dumb ass, all us Catholics have to suffer too.
So for forty days we must make a sacrifice in homage to our Lord and savior (along with fasting on Ash Wednesday and Good Friday, and no meat on Fridays period), but most people give up shit that they don't even do (Non smokers give up smoking, eunuchs give up sex, etc.).
Me, well I'm not a devout Catholic, and so I figure this is the time of year to make up for my misdoings of the past ten and a half months...
So I don't give up one thing, but actually two or three things, and things that actually matter in my life. This year I'm giving up: Soda, Late Night Eating, and Masturbation.
Now I know the last one sounds like an impossible task, but I've been so busy lately I haven't had time to get off as much as I usually do...
In fact today, my last day to enjoy my sacrifices, I couldn't get a moment to myself, so it might not be as hard for me to give it up this year as say when I was still in high school.
Well I've seemed to type enough for one day and if anyone does read tihs then... ... ...who the hell am I talking to anyway?!