Something told me this was going to be one of the worst weeks of my life, but I was wrong...

This is the worst week of my life.

Aside from my online life, things have been going from bad to worse to down right depressing.

But unlike some people, I know that being online is only a hobby, just an item on the shelf in...
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Awoke out of a stupor... got my ass up, helped my cousin apply for work, then I found an ad for a "gentleman's club" hiring doormen and jizz moppers in LA, so I drove out and applied there...

...They'll get back to me by Monday.


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I know what you think when you scan me...

Some potsmoking, perverted, molester, psychpath, but you're...
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I quit my job today.

Flat ass broke, jobless, and now no car insurance... and I can't stop smiling!


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I'm a pervert, not a criminal...

I finally saw the Venture Bros. Season Finale tonight and SWEET FUCKING GAWD!!!

Will Brock grow the mullet back?!


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I'm not saving myself, I'm just a loser...

Just ahnging with friends... life is good.



...that was a lie.



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Daddy hung me from a balcony...

I'm gonna start filming my "film" in summer.

Unfortunately, for those who were hoping, it's not going to be a hardcore film, There will only be nudity (yeah, as if that'll be easy to get across), and humorous hints at more extreme subject matter (you know, for comedy).

I will have open casting calls soon for those not totally disgusted at me.


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I'm gonna make a PORNO!













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I'M GONNA MAKE A FUCKIN' PORNO!!!

Drinking with two girls in my friend's room and I can't take advantage of them!!!

One of which is a fifteen yr. old waiting to be an SG...

This is the hell that is my life.


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Mace makes me horny...

My back hurts after crashing in my friend's room last night...

...I guess it's better than my ass hurting.


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You wouldn't call it harrassment if I was cuter!