Something told me this was going to be one of the worst weeks of my life, but I was wrong...
This is the worst week of my life.
Aside from my online life, things have been going from bad to worse to down right depressing.
But unlike some people, I know that being online is only a hobby, just an item on the shelf in...
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This is the worst week of my life.
Aside from my online life, things have been going from bad to worse to down right depressing.
But unlike some people, I know that being online is only a hobby, just an item on the shelf in...
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greekgeek:
Funny, Sad... Poignant?
Awoke out of a stupor... got my ass up, helped my cousin apply for work, then I found an ad for a "gentleman's club" hiring doormen and jizz moppers in LA, so I drove out and applied there...
...They'll get back to me by Monday.
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I know what you think when you scan me...
Some potsmoking, perverted, molester, psychpath, but you're...
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...They'll get back to me by Monday.
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I know what you think when you scan me...
Some potsmoking, perverted, molester, psychpath, but you're...
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theseadog:
Doorman.... Or jizmopper? Do they have a health plan? Cus I'm looking for work. 
I quit my job today.
Flat ass broke, jobless, and now no car insurance... and I can't stop smiling!
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I'm a pervert, not a criminal...
Flat ass broke, jobless, and now no car insurance... and I can't stop smiling!
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I'm a pervert, not a criminal...
_dictionarygirl_:
Hahaha there was a Geek Boy table too. They threw ketchup packets at us. It was all quite tragic. Times were tough in the 7th grade. 
jj_r0x0rz:
wha!?!?
I finally saw the Venture Bros. Season Finale tonight and SWEET FUCKING GAWD!!!
Will Brock grow the mullet back?!
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I'm not saving myself, I'm just a loser...
Will Brock grow the mullet back?!
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I'm not saving myself, I'm just a loser...
_dictionarygirl_:
There is no doubt.
Artie rules all.
Artie rules all.
jj_r0x0rz:
hehe i dunno man jesus can do some pretty bad stuff from what i read int eh bible...
marybee:
I would wear it on a daily basis if I knew where to buy it.
Just ahnging with friends... life is good.
...that was a lie.
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Daddy hung me from a balcony...
...that was a lie.
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Daddy hung me from a balcony...
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marybee:
Completely not true, I would sell my left nut to play Dr. Girlfriend.
It's a pretty nut isn't it?
It's a pretty nut isn't it?
I'm gonna start filming my "film" in summer.
Unfortunately, for those who were hoping, it's not going to be a hardcore film, There will only be nudity (yeah, as if that'll be easy to get across), and humorous hints at more extreme subject matter (you know, for comedy).
I will have open casting calls soon for those not totally disgusted at me.
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Unfortunately, for those who were hoping, it's not going to be a hardcore film, There will only be nudity (yeah, as if that'll be easy to get across), and humorous hints at more extreme subject matter (you know, for comedy).
I will have open casting calls soon for those not totally disgusted at me.
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I'm gonna make a PORNO!
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I'M GONNA MAKE A FUCKIN' PORNO!!!
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I'M GONNA MAKE A FUCKIN' PORNO!!!
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cochar:
Sounds fun. 
theseadog:
For serious? Sweet. Have fun!
Drinking with two girls in my friend's room and I can't take advantage of them!!!
One of which is a fifteen yr. old waiting to be an SG...
This is the hell that is my life.
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Mace makes me horny...
One of which is a fifteen yr. old waiting to be an SG...
This is the hell that is my life.
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Mace makes me horny...
koukla:
15! 
My back hurts after crashing in my friend's room last night...
...I guess it's better than my ass hurting.
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You wouldn't call it harrassment if I was cuter!
...I guess it's better than my ass hurting.
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You wouldn't call it harrassment if I was cuter!
koukla:
I'm not a huge fan of video games. Unless it's the old school nintendo and any variation of mario. 
koukla:
We'll get blue eventually...
Got a letter from my credit union saying I don't qualify for a much needed loan... I'm hearing a weird noise when I turn my truck... and I almost got laid, but I got distracted by her kid throwing a tantrum in the next room...
This is the hell that is my life...
... I wanna get drunk this weekend.
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Do...
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This is the hell that is my life...
... I wanna get drunk this weekend.
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koukla:
i like your username
cochar:
HEY BABY!!!! . I miss you hun. 
. I miss you hun.
Feel better, holmes. I hope everything's going all right.