It's not quite home, but it will do
And if you ask I'd say it's true
I enjoy being a bit more delinquent
Than in the haunts I most often frequent
In those climes one best be in moods
To face the frequent, bitter feuds:
Demons are not the kindest lot
And it's not often that they've forgot
I fight- most often- against their interest
And so, Hell's not safe in the most hinterest
Planes and circles- least not for me-
I'm the white sheep of that family.
So here, I'll "chill" and clear the fridge
And take up darts- or contract Bridge!
Any fights? I won't be beginning 'em-
I'll keep disembowelments to a barest minimum.