You're single in your 30s? The fuck is wrong with you?
Why didn't you marry the first skinned sack of carbon to stick around complimenting you for longer than a month?
Why didn't you knock her up and lock yourself into a life that you never wanted?
Why didn't you buy a house for the wife you don't truly love and the kid you kinda hate so you could be living barely within your means paying for shit none of you need?
Why aren't you already divorced because you discovered the lie ten years in, cheated, and broke up a family that never had a chance?
Why aren't you the type of person that jumps into relationships half heartedly, fucks without protection, and accepts the decades of consequences?
Why aren't you the type of person that buys a house in boring towns making it more difficult to buy a home later in an exciting town or travel anywhere ever?
I mean... that's what I hear when you ask.