2005 Scion Tc
Okay! so this is the new car im getting. exept in white without my Ground effects.. its hot.. and drives fast.. and has lots of compartments.. and the seats in front and back recline so you can get laid in your car.. its the sex machine lol okay cept i'm celibate. so its the dont get any ass car... nice hua?!
okay back to work on the vacation journal. its going to be cynical, short, and sweet.
okay .. so its not short or sweet but theres some smart ass comments in it! .. here we go kids.
Vacation in florida with mom, Gma, and mary.
Mom is fun, Gma is nutty and cant hear, and mary is a pain in my ars..
So we get there and check in.. nice and dandy. Go to bed get up at 7 and go to the first park which is EPCOT. I spend the morning trying to get my family to the countries so I can get some foreign drinks, but they want to ride all the rides. So we ride all the queer stuff that ive ridden already (okay so there cool but my goal here was to eat a chocolate crepe and have a margarita.
So when we get to the countries, we run around and spend a ton of money. I got Jeff some stuff he asked for, got myself some Lotus blossom incense and lots of drinks that day. I was drunk by 1. had an Italian margarita, a Mexican 3 layered colored margarita that knocked me, my mom, and Gma off our asses.. and I also had some wine in France. Yay for culture right kids!? After that were all hot and sweaty and everyones feet hurt so we go home and hop in the hot tubs.
Next day was MGM. I had Mickey head waffles for breakfast which were delectable and chocolate milk every day! God I was spoilt. So mgm kicked butt. Everything was old school like from the 50s n I loved it. I spent a ton of money by the end of the day cause I got everyone I know mugs from Disney including the guy thats selling me my car hehe (I think hes cute.. maybe after were not doing business I can get him to take me out in his BMW). We at at this cool 50s diner that was supposed to be like you were eating at your moms house and it was! With the exception that I started lunch off at 11 in the morning with a 7&7 but the waitress lady called us kids and made us go wash our hands and asked us what color the soap was.. she kilt me hehe. After that we went around and rode rides (tower of terror, rockin rollercoaster, um other ones I forget now..)It was fun we at dinner at the sci fi drive in.. I took lots of random pictures of the old school sci fi movies they were showing.. they cracked me up!! And we ate dinner in lil 50s caddys.. well kind of.
Went home and passed out again cause I was pooped.
The next day was Magic KingdomI knew there were only like 5 things I wanted to ride so we got some of those out of the way in the morning. We at shit where did we eat? Well anyway.. all we did was fight with eachother this day. I wanted to meet Maleficent, and the bad guys from Robin Hood but my sister was bitching.. I wanted to smack that ho but my mom didnt let me. I know by the end of this day I got pissed off and left and went to the car. Later on we were supposed to go to a water park but we didnt and we ate at the Rain Forest Caf I had two huge white Russians with my dinner and damn they made anything taste good. My goal this trip was to work on my tolerance can you tell? Well it wasnt my tab anyway!! Yeah the good really was excellent too.
So after that we all went home and packed because we had to move to the resort that night
We get up and get packed and go to the resort and we find some dirt balls and my mom flips out so the next morning we move to another room. Big deal mom it was a hair ball.. but in the next room I found little girls underwear.. so which was worse?
Anyway.. I liked it.. two bedrooms, two baths, and yeah.. you saw the huge hot tub in the master bedroom.i swam in it hehe loved it.. I also left a huge soap scum ring for my mom and grandmas pleasure lol im such a jerk.
We also went to this lil town called Celebration. Its owned by Disney, and it snows every year during xmas, every hour, on the hour, for 10 minutes. Okay so its soap snow but its still cool. And everything there is perfect. Notice in the pictures how the houses all look alike? Yeah so you have to sign a contract and sell your soul to the devil to live there. But heyim into selling my soul right?
We spent most of the time here tanning and hanging out in the pool which came back to bite me in the ass because I have a raging ear infection now. Yay for swimmers ear. I went to the emergency care two days in a row. First time he gave me antibiotics, both oral and ear drops. The second time I had the pleasure of getting my first Cortisone shot in my ass. Yay for steroids. The good news it did clear open my ear enough to get a drop in there I think once. Im still in an immense amount of pain but thank god people from work gave me Demerol. Im going to see my doctor in the next few days to see if I can get him to give me something.. (yay for doctor shopping hehehe). The rest of the trip was pretty much spent eating, shopping, and tanning, and me wining about my ear.
Then we came home and thank god im home. I unpacked everything, went to the shop. The tattoo studio is open and looks wonderful!!! Everyone loved their mugs um.. my ear just popped and I hope thats a good thing.
But onto current news. Yay for my friends FUCKING ME OVER AGAIN! Jeff and I were supposed to do something tonight ive been looking forward to this for most of the time I was out of town. We wernt supposed to do anything strenuious or anything. I told him last night that I just wanted to hang out and drink a few beers and watch a movie cause my ear hurt but now the kid at work (Casper) is having like 50 people over to his apt and hes got a keg so of course that takes precedence over my friendship. Wait..l im having a flash back.. isnt this what Kevin did to me like last weekend? WHY YES IT IS!! WTF! You know do I have something about me that says I like to be shit on? Im not a fecal freak that I know of god damn people. Why cant you just do what you say your going to do? I don't fucking get it. Im obviously not very important to people who I think are my friends or I don't think they would do this garbage to me. or am I doing something wrong I don't know about? Tell me Damnit! Why don't these people see what a good, wonderful, fun person I can be? Or are they just pissed I wont sleep with them and are more interested in getting fucking hammered than you know.. like actually talking or something. Well shit motherfuckers.. I can hold my liquor too Im just afraid if I go out to that party im going to get hammered and I wont be able to hold my tongue.
Bastards.
anyway. Im going to spend quality time with myself and my books which is what ive been doing for the past week. i read the lovely bones, which all of you should go read. and im currently reading Lamb, the Gospel according to Christ's Childhood friend BIFf.... go get this book NOW!
okay. going to read
YEAH MOTHER FUCKERS!! I MADE DEANS LIST AGAIN!!! see? why dont these people value my friendship?i'm smart, i'm driven, i'm fuckin funny and fun to be around... but god... seemes these days if your not willing to suck some dick or give out some pussy no one respects you? i thought it was supposed to be the other way... FUCK YOU EVERYONE! IM SMARTER, AND BETTER THAN ALL OF YOU! IM GOING TO DO SOMETHING WITH MYSELF AND YOU'LL ALL JUST BE FUCKIN TATTOOING AND PIERCING AND MOOCHING OFF EACHOTHER AND EMOTIONALLY LEACHING EACHOTHER FOR THE REST OF YOUR PATHETIC SICK LIVES.
Okay! so this is the new car im getting. exept in white without my Ground effects.. its hot.. and drives fast.. and has lots of compartments.. and the seats in front and back recline so you can get laid in your car.. its the sex machine lol okay cept i'm celibate. so its the dont get any ass car... nice hua?!
okay back to work on the vacation journal. its going to be cynical, short, and sweet.
okay .. so its not short or sweet but theres some smart ass comments in it! .. here we go kids.
Vacation in florida with mom, Gma, and mary.
Mom is fun, Gma is nutty and cant hear, and mary is a pain in my ars..
So we get there and check in.. nice and dandy. Go to bed get up at 7 and go to the first park which is EPCOT. I spend the morning trying to get my family to the countries so I can get some foreign drinks, but they want to ride all the rides. So we ride all the queer stuff that ive ridden already (okay so there cool but my goal here was to eat a chocolate crepe and have a margarita.
So when we get to the countries, we run around and spend a ton of money. I got Jeff some stuff he asked for, got myself some Lotus blossom incense and lots of drinks that day. I was drunk by 1. had an Italian margarita, a Mexican 3 layered colored margarita that knocked me, my mom, and Gma off our asses.. and I also had some wine in France. Yay for culture right kids!? After that were all hot and sweaty and everyones feet hurt so we go home and hop in the hot tubs.
Next day was MGM. I had Mickey head waffles for breakfast which were delectable and chocolate milk every day! God I was spoilt. So mgm kicked butt. Everything was old school like from the 50s n I loved it. I spent a ton of money by the end of the day cause I got everyone I know mugs from Disney including the guy thats selling me my car hehe (I think hes cute.. maybe after were not doing business I can get him to take me out in his BMW). We at at this cool 50s diner that was supposed to be like you were eating at your moms house and it was! With the exception that I started lunch off at 11 in the morning with a 7&7 but the waitress lady called us kids and made us go wash our hands and asked us what color the soap was.. she kilt me hehe. After that we went around and rode rides (tower of terror, rockin rollercoaster, um other ones I forget now..)It was fun we at dinner at the sci fi drive in.. I took lots of random pictures of the old school sci fi movies they were showing.. they cracked me up!! And we ate dinner in lil 50s caddys.. well kind of.
Went home and passed out again cause I was pooped.
The next day was Magic KingdomI knew there were only like 5 things I wanted to ride so we got some of those out of the way in the morning. We at shit where did we eat? Well anyway.. all we did was fight with eachother this day. I wanted to meet Maleficent, and the bad guys from Robin Hood but my sister was bitching.. I wanted to smack that ho but my mom didnt let me. I know by the end of this day I got pissed off and left and went to the car. Later on we were supposed to go to a water park but we didnt and we ate at the Rain Forest Caf I had two huge white Russians with my dinner and damn they made anything taste good. My goal this trip was to work on my tolerance can you tell? Well it wasnt my tab anyway!! Yeah the good really was excellent too.
So after that we all went home and packed because we had to move to the resort that night
We get up and get packed and go to the resort and we find some dirt balls and my mom flips out so the next morning we move to another room. Big deal mom it was a hair ball.. but in the next room I found little girls underwear.. so which was worse?
Anyway.. I liked it.. two bedrooms, two baths, and yeah.. you saw the huge hot tub in the master bedroom.i swam in it hehe loved it.. I also left a huge soap scum ring for my mom and grandmas pleasure lol im such a jerk.
We also went to this lil town called Celebration. Its owned by Disney, and it snows every year during xmas, every hour, on the hour, for 10 minutes. Okay so its soap snow but its still cool. And everything there is perfect. Notice in the pictures how the houses all look alike? Yeah so you have to sign a contract and sell your soul to the devil to live there. But heyim into selling my soul right?
We spent most of the time here tanning and hanging out in the pool which came back to bite me in the ass because I have a raging ear infection now. Yay for swimmers ear. I went to the emergency care two days in a row. First time he gave me antibiotics, both oral and ear drops. The second time I had the pleasure of getting my first Cortisone shot in my ass. Yay for steroids. The good news it did clear open my ear enough to get a drop in there I think once. Im still in an immense amount of pain but thank god people from work gave me Demerol. Im going to see my doctor in the next few days to see if I can get him to give me something.. (yay for doctor shopping hehehe). The rest of the trip was pretty much spent eating, shopping, and tanning, and me wining about my ear.
Then we came home and thank god im home. I unpacked everything, went to the shop. The tattoo studio is open and looks wonderful!!! Everyone loved their mugs um.. my ear just popped and I hope thats a good thing.
But onto current news. Yay for my friends FUCKING ME OVER AGAIN! Jeff and I were supposed to do something tonight ive been looking forward to this for most of the time I was out of town. We wernt supposed to do anything strenuious or anything. I told him last night that I just wanted to hang out and drink a few beers and watch a movie cause my ear hurt but now the kid at work (Casper) is having like 50 people over to his apt and hes got a keg so of course that takes precedence over my friendship. Wait..l im having a flash back.. isnt this what Kevin did to me like last weekend? WHY YES IT IS!! WTF! You know do I have something about me that says I like to be shit on? Im not a fecal freak that I know of god damn people. Why cant you just do what you say your going to do? I don't fucking get it. Im obviously not very important to people who I think are my friends or I don't think they would do this garbage to me. or am I doing something wrong I don't know about? Tell me Damnit! Why don't these people see what a good, wonderful, fun person I can be? Or are they just pissed I wont sleep with them and are more interested in getting fucking hammered than you know.. like actually talking or something. Well shit motherfuckers.. I can hold my liquor too Im just afraid if I go out to that party im going to get hammered and I wont be able to hold my tongue.
Bastards.
anyway. Im going to spend quality time with myself and my books which is what ive been doing for the past week. i read the lovely bones, which all of you should go read. and im currently reading Lamb, the Gospel according to Christ's Childhood friend BIFf.... go get this book NOW!
okay. going to read
YEAH MOTHER FUCKERS!! I MADE DEANS LIST AGAIN!!! see? why dont these people value my friendship?i'm smart, i'm driven, i'm fuckin funny and fun to be around... but god... seemes these days if your not willing to suck some dick or give out some pussy no one respects you? i thought it was supposed to be the other way... FUCK YOU EVERYONE! IM SMARTER, AND BETTER THAN ALL OF YOU! IM GOING TO DO SOMETHING WITH MYSELF AND YOU'LL ALL JUST BE FUCKIN TATTOOING AND PIERCING AND MOOCHING OFF EACHOTHER AND EMOTIONALLY LEACHING EACHOTHER FOR THE REST OF YOUR PATHETIC SICK LIVES.
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I'm sorry your friends are being immature asses. You're just a little further ahead in your social development dear. Someday they'll regret the way they treated they're friends and feel regret....
Sounds like you had fun in Mickey land, despite the family drama. I want to see photos
Later