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I don't mind being up at 5 o'clock when I've been partying or just feel like staying up late watching movies...

...or whatever...

But I can't stand having to wake up 5 and a half hours early one day a week, every week, strictly for business purposes. I get disoriented, I can't sleep well, and frankly, I'd love to just tell them to suck my cock.

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If Bush keeps up this opposition of gay marriages, it will definitely be the end of his career. At this moment, he sounds like a religious bigot and I'm surprised there isn't more backlash.

Is it a crime to say that the President is a totalitarian fuck-up?

In a perfect world, one of this two daughters turns to him at breakfast and goes, "Dad, I like muffins."

"That's uh...nice, Jenna, so do I...n' some gravy. Pass the...um...toast, m'kay?"

"No, Dad, I like to eat pussy and it's my constitutional right."

And suddenly we have liberal dad who's mind get's changed.

Or maybe we have an unfortunate assassination attempt on the first daughter. Either way, Dad deserves something to rile him up.