Apparently, I'm a whore. It's been so long since I've had sex (god, like what...a month?), so how can I be a whore?
I mean, yeah there was that one time. And that other time. And that time I...um...did something that time. And then when I...yeah.
Now I feel like a born-again virgin after only a month.
Heh, sex is so fucking stupid sometimes.
I mean, yeah there was that one time. And that other time. And that time I...um...did something that time. And then when I...yeah.
Now I feel like a born-again virgin after only a month.
Heh, sex is so fucking stupid sometimes.
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