happier entry than the last...
to start out, i want to say that my heart goes out to the people affected by hurricane katrina...i'm REALLY fucking hoping that someone is finally offering some kind of relief to those people, especially the ones stuck in and around the superdome in new orleans. i am so aggravated at the fucking media right now...these people are forced to loot nearby stores for essential supplies and food because there AREN'T any, or at least there weren't as of yesterday. then the media went and portrayed all of them as "thugs" for essentially trying to survive. yes, i am sure there were some unruly folks running around causing trouble, but there's one in every crowd. for fuck's sake, these people are going through a MAJOR natural disaster of catastrophic proportions! the majority of them are just getting supplies to survive! there are people dying right in the streets, so i don't blame a few of them for goin' just a bit crazy. i find it ironic that our government can spend billions on weapons, but it takes them as long as it's taken them to start helping these people out in a natural disaster which happened on our own home soil...puts us to shame, dare i say...my rant and opinions aside, i am hoping that efforts are being made to help them out.
the start of this week was off, as i was in a funk because my friend joe passed away, and dario was having an, "oh my god, i'm turning 30" crisis and i was taking on a bit of his pain as well, because he's my honey and i loves him bunches... but he is better now. a good friend of his helped him put that into perspective and he is feeling better. i am still mourning joe, because he was such a close family friend for so many years, but i have peace about him at the same time, because i know that he is no longer in pain and went peacefully. no matter where his soul ends up, i know it will be a good place because he was a good person. godspeed, joe.
i had a somewhat yucky-but-tolerable cold thing last week, possibly just the product of allergies. i got over that, then two days later, this past wednesday, me and dario both woke up with the flu/cold/virus from HELL! oh my GOD does it suck the big, saggy, sweaty, hairy, crusty nads! i almost hacked out my lung on the counter at work on wednesday. i had a fever yesterday AND today...needless to say i missed yesterday and i'm missing today of work. b-foods doesn't let you come to work if you have a fever...dario missed two days as well. he got sent home last night because he was vomiting. WOO HOO! unfortunately he MUST go to work tonight, and i must go tomorrow. can't afford to miss more and i want to save my paid personal days for later.
on an ENTIRELY different note...
TA DA!
i procured this lovely, pink, girly, sparkly vibrator this morning from ye olde sex shoppe! me and dario's friend missy, who was our neighbor at our old apartment complex, and now works near where we live, came to visit us this morning. she got off work at 7 am today, and although i am normally not awake that early, i had to pee. missy had come over to visit, so after i was done peeing, i came out to say hi and give her a hug. i ended up talking for a few minutes, and dario was talking about this sex toy he wanted for himself, and i was lamenting about how i haven't had my OWN (functional) vibrator for some time. missy mentioned she was almost out of her favorite lube. dario and missy both got paid and had to stay up long enough to go to the bank to cash their checks (they both work third shifts at their respective jobs). so on a spur-of-the-moment decision, we decided to pile into missy's car and go 'a sex shoppin'! we went to college books and browsed for awhile. there's something exhilarating and very liberating about going to an adult store at 8 am, clad in pajamas and bathrobe as i was, looking all disheveled from just waking up, donning that just-woke-up tussle of hair! it was funny. there were old men there, of course. dario found the king kong of dildos for himself..the thing is fucking huge! i fell in love with my vibe, whom i'm naming, "priscilla" and missy procured her lube, and convinced me to purchase a little sample tube of the same stuff.
^^ this is the lube. it fucking RULES! it's really slippery, but not smelly or sticky or yucky. and the littlest bit goes a long way! it's not cheap, but it's the best! i have a new lube now.
there were old dudes behind us in line. it's kind of funny to think that those guys were on their way to go home and beat off...possibly to the thought of me and missy buying sex toys. HAHAHAHA!
needless to say, i tried my new toy out. priscilla, you RULE! she's very pliable and soft, not too large, but just big enough (although dario's schlong is bigger than her...teehee!). for some reason, dario's bigness doesn't hurt, but anything ELSE of largeness in me, and it hurts. i have a weird pooter...she's very comfy. she has about 8 different vibe speeds, and i love her muchly! she also has clit stimulation bumps, which are nice as i'm normally a clitoral orgasm-er.
too much information? TOO FUCKING BAD! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
so now i get to spend my day being lazy as FUCKALL because i'm sicker than michael jackson at disney land. i'm going to watch bill hicks, read matt ruff's fool on the hill again, try to read some of my law book for class (even though it makes my effing brain hurt), and look at gay asian porn, because i can.
to start out, i want to say that my heart goes out to the people affected by hurricane katrina...i'm REALLY fucking hoping that someone is finally offering some kind of relief to those people, especially the ones stuck in and around the superdome in new orleans. i am so aggravated at the fucking media right now...these people are forced to loot nearby stores for essential supplies and food because there AREN'T any, or at least there weren't as of yesterday. then the media went and portrayed all of them as "thugs" for essentially trying to survive. yes, i am sure there were some unruly folks running around causing trouble, but there's one in every crowd. for fuck's sake, these people are going through a MAJOR natural disaster of catastrophic proportions! the majority of them are just getting supplies to survive! there are people dying right in the streets, so i don't blame a few of them for goin' just a bit crazy. i find it ironic that our government can spend billions on weapons, but it takes them as long as it's taken them to start helping these people out in a natural disaster which happened on our own home soil...puts us to shame, dare i say...my rant and opinions aside, i am hoping that efforts are being made to help them out.
the start of this week was off, as i was in a funk because my friend joe passed away, and dario was having an, "oh my god, i'm turning 30" crisis and i was taking on a bit of his pain as well, because he's my honey and i loves him bunches... but he is better now. a good friend of his helped him put that into perspective and he is feeling better. i am still mourning joe, because he was such a close family friend for so many years, but i have peace about him at the same time, because i know that he is no longer in pain and went peacefully. no matter where his soul ends up, i know it will be a good place because he was a good person. godspeed, joe.
i had a somewhat yucky-but-tolerable cold thing last week, possibly just the product of allergies. i got over that, then two days later, this past wednesday, me and dario both woke up with the flu/cold/virus from HELL! oh my GOD does it suck the big, saggy, sweaty, hairy, crusty nads! i almost hacked out my lung on the counter at work on wednesday. i had a fever yesterday AND today...needless to say i missed yesterday and i'm missing today of work. b-foods doesn't let you come to work if you have a fever...dario missed two days as well. he got sent home last night because he was vomiting. WOO HOO! unfortunately he MUST go to work tonight, and i must go tomorrow. can't afford to miss more and i want to save my paid personal days for later.
on an ENTIRELY different note...
TA DA!
i procured this lovely, pink, girly, sparkly vibrator this morning from ye olde sex shoppe! me and dario's friend missy, who was our neighbor at our old apartment complex, and now works near where we live, came to visit us this morning. she got off work at 7 am today, and although i am normally not awake that early, i had to pee. missy had come over to visit, so after i was done peeing, i came out to say hi and give her a hug. i ended up talking for a few minutes, and dario was talking about this sex toy he wanted for himself, and i was lamenting about how i haven't had my OWN (functional) vibrator for some time. missy mentioned she was almost out of her favorite lube. dario and missy both got paid and had to stay up long enough to go to the bank to cash their checks (they both work third shifts at their respective jobs). so on a spur-of-the-moment decision, we decided to pile into missy's car and go 'a sex shoppin'! we went to college books and browsed for awhile. there's something exhilarating and very liberating about going to an adult store at 8 am, clad in pajamas and bathrobe as i was, looking all disheveled from just waking up, donning that just-woke-up tussle of hair! it was funny. there were old men there, of course. dario found the king kong of dildos for himself..the thing is fucking huge! i fell in love with my vibe, whom i'm naming, "priscilla" and missy procured her lube, and convinced me to purchase a little sample tube of the same stuff.
^^ this is the lube. it fucking RULES! it's really slippery, but not smelly or sticky or yucky. and the littlest bit goes a long way! it's not cheap, but it's the best! i have a new lube now.
there were old dudes behind us in line. it's kind of funny to think that those guys were on their way to go home and beat off...possibly to the thought of me and missy buying sex toys. HAHAHAHA!
needless to say, i tried my new toy out. priscilla, you RULE! she's very pliable and soft, not too large, but just big enough (although dario's schlong is bigger than her...teehee!). for some reason, dario's bigness doesn't hurt, but anything ELSE of largeness in me, and it hurts. i have a weird pooter...she's very comfy. she has about 8 different vibe speeds, and i love her muchly! she also has clit stimulation bumps, which are nice as i'm normally a clitoral orgasm-er.
too much information? TOO FUCKING BAD! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
so now i get to spend my day being lazy as FUCKALL because i'm sicker than michael jackson at disney land. i'm going to watch bill hicks, read matt ruff's fool on the hill again, try to read some of my law book for class (even though it makes my effing brain hurt), and look at gay asian porn, because i can.