grahamfacekillah

I am exhausted, fucking exhausted. I had to help a couple of very good friends move from there house. Long story short, they got evicted. Neither of them have their license because they both have been hit with DUI's in the last year, well my bro Matt was only 20 when he got his so technically it was a minor in possesion. I had to rent them a U-Haul because I am the only bastard friend any of us have that hasn't lost their license. We get the U-Haul no problem, problem is...The fuckers hadn't packed shit! Alina only had packed the kitchen and her bathroom. Today is the last day before the landlord gives them the boot. There is band shit everywhere, drums, guitars, broken computers, and all that whatnot. My friends are gross, cuz Matt got more than 4 recycling bags of PBR cans and 40s on the edge of his bed on the side he slept on. I shit you not!!! I have pictures on my phone that I will post. So, good ole Graham spent all day helping out with his dear friends. Why? you may ask. I am just a good fucking friend. Plain and simple, no altruism because I get a free place to stay in Florida over the summer if I so choose, (thanks Alina ) a sewing machine and an A/C unit that I desperatily need. Did Graham go job hunting today? Fuck that shit, I got a degree and I find myself sitting on the porch drinking a 40. On a second note, this black dude named Doom hooked me up with a 5th of Beefeater gin for $10. That is like half price and that was the shit. Probably stolen, but I get to drink and he gets to eat. Works for us both.