this evening I was more angry than I have been in YEARS...
really. I cannot recall a time in recent years where my face flushed, my hands shook and my blood boiled over such an assinine occurance.
orange county traffic is just...horrifying...
I wasn't even on the freeway... just trying to get the 1.8 miles home from the drugstore, on Chapman ave, on graduation day, at 6 pm took me over a half hour...
a man in a tahoe, escalade or suburban was just being an asshat...refused to let me in front of him despite the fact that I was gojng to be there for no longer than a nano second as I was heading for the far right lane...the only lane that was empty and the lane that would allow me to get onto my cross street...as I attempted to merge, he reved and blocked my attempt...I rolled further up, he revved and blocked. I ended up jumping in behind, and subsequently PASSED him, quite quickly and so efficiently..as I passed he flipped me off...
I did what anyone would do. well, some of you would...
I layed on the horn in a continuous howl, stuck my bangled and bracleted arm out and waved to him...with my middle finger prominently diplayed for his pleasure...
then I got cut off by some diesel mercedes and slammed on my brakes sending my take out dinner flying into the back of my seat...
all of this nasty vile behavior, I exhibited in front of my daughter.. (I suck, I know)
I gotta get the hell outta dodge...
I cannot take the swarms of useless humanity much longer.
property is purchased...let the work begin!
really. I cannot recall a time in recent years where my face flushed, my hands shook and my blood boiled over such an assinine occurance.
orange county traffic is just...horrifying...
I wasn't even on the freeway... just trying to get the 1.8 miles home from the drugstore, on Chapman ave, on graduation day, at 6 pm took me over a half hour...
a man in a tahoe, escalade or suburban was just being an asshat...refused to let me in front of him despite the fact that I was gojng to be there for no longer than a nano second as I was heading for the far right lane...the only lane that was empty and the lane that would allow me to get onto my cross street...as I attempted to merge, he reved and blocked my attempt...I rolled further up, he revved and blocked. I ended up jumping in behind, and subsequently PASSED him, quite quickly and so efficiently..as I passed he flipped me off...
I did what anyone would do. well, some of you would...
I layed on the horn in a continuous howl, stuck my bangled and bracleted arm out and waved to him...with my middle finger prominently diplayed for his pleasure...
then I got cut off by some diesel mercedes and slammed on my brakes sending my take out dinner flying into the back of my seat...
all of this nasty vile behavior, I exhibited in front of my daughter.. (I suck, I know)
I gotta get the hell outta dodge...
I cannot take the swarms of useless humanity much longer.
property is purchased...let the work begin!
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I actually thought you were in Dodge ... and was like ... hell ... she moved - and closer to me. Maybe I can somehow convince her to move here.
GRRRR.
BTW - don't feel too bad ... months ago I was in my dads truck on the local highway going like .... 120 km per hour ... (uhhh ... like ... 170mph I guess) and some guy cut us off.
So what did I do? Rolled down the window, stuck my head out, looked back and started giving him the finger ... but stopped as I watched my glasses being sucked off my face by the vortex of the wind and then smash onto the ground and get run over by the car that cut us off.
$350 later I had a new pair of glasses and a newfound respect for wind speed.
However, looking back on it, it was funny as fuck.
Hence why I have no issues yapping about it.