wow! they're GOOD! that was a SECRET...
Now I'm convinced. I'm a true beleiver. All my life I've used my horoscope to give me a small picture...an idea of the potential to come.
but now...well, I know they have substance.
The people who write out the horoscopes...they KNOW my secret.
just see for yourself.
Feb 05
Date of Birth: 04/15
You may be feeling a bit sluggish today, GRACE. Your warrior instinct would rather just stay home on the couch than get up and fight. This is fine. More than likely, you may simply need a break from your QUEST FOR WORLD DOMINATION. Remember that a good leader also takes the time to sit back and reflect on recent events so that he or she can make better plans for the future.
Everyone needs to take a break.
the good news is that I work tonight at 5:00. okay, maybe THATS not the good news...but NOT working UNTIL 5 this evening means that I have all day to do ANYTHING else. and since *WE* don't give a rat about the superbowl of chips, and since the rest of the world will be inside watching this maniacle, money making, testosterone overload of an event...the streets will be empty and clear for a motorcycle ride.
NOT working UNTIL five also means that I'm working for TWO hours after the store closes...which means I'M wearing jeans to work.
Now I'm convinced. I'm a true beleiver. All my life I've used my horoscope to give me a small picture...an idea of the potential to come.
but now...well, I know they have substance.
The people who write out the horoscopes...they KNOW my secret.
just see for yourself.
Feb 05
Date of Birth: 04/15
You may be feeling a bit sluggish today, GRACE. Your warrior instinct would rather just stay home on the couch than get up and fight. This is fine. More than likely, you may simply need a break from your QUEST FOR WORLD DOMINATION. Remember that a good leader also takes the time to sit back and reflect on recent events so that he or she can make better plans for the future.
Everyone needs to take a break.
the good news is that I work tonight at 5:00. okay, maybe THATS not the good news...but NOT working UNTIL 5 this evening means that I have all day to do ANYTHING else. and since *WE* don't give a rat about the superbowl of chips, and since the rest of the world will be inside watching this maniacle, money making, testosterone overload of an event...the streets will be empty and clear for a motorcycle ride.
NOT working UNTIL five also means that I'm working for TWO hours after the store closes...which means I'M wearing jeans to work.
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I retroactively check my horoscope, that way I don't ruin the surprise.