Today has been a very slow day. It's dullness cannot be attributed to lack of discovery, however. I've have a few revelations today.
The first is my ass actually *feels* wider if I sit in front of the computer long enough. For some reason, working in front of a computer all day bypasses the large ass syndrom, but farting around on the net is a one way ticket to feeling like you've got a growing buggy bumper.
Second, it is much more fun to scrape the nail polish off my fingernails than it is to use remover. It's a challenge, though my tiny nails loaded up with polish sort of makes it easy. The polish doesn't ever set right because there is too much in one area...dig?
Third, I found an interesting way to amuse myself when the boards are slow. I find an SG that has a lot of sets and a lot of tattoos and figure out the order and when she got them. That sounds stalkerish but it's not. Voltaire and Katie are excellent subjects for this picture comparisonesque game.
<~ is not insane, truly.
I also find that I'm much happier if, after I go food shopping, I can get all the bags in at once. I also realize that depending on how much I've bought, I must look like a total retard counter balancing plastic bags filled with all the crap I bought just to save myself a trip back to my car.
One of those things was Dove ice cream in mint. Not only is this ice cream a diet buster, but it comes with a layer of Dove chocolate on top just to make sure if you're going off the wagon, you're going all the way down. It's goooooooooooooooooooood. I had to practically sugrically remove it from my greedy little hands.
And, lastly, one day I will take the plunge and see if the plastic fasteners that come on meat that's rolled with some sort of stuffing in it explode in the broiler oven. I was set to test it again tonight with dinner, but alas, I chickened out.
The first is my ass actually *feels* wider if I sit in front of the computer long enough. For some reason, working in front of a computer all day bypasses the large ass syndrom, but farting around on the net is a one way ticket to feeling like you've got a growing buggy bumper.
Second, it is much more fun to scrape the nail polish off my fingernails than it is to use remover. It's a challenge, though my tiny nails loaded up with polish sort of makes it easy. The polish doesn't ever set right because there is too much in one area...dig?
Third, I found an interesting way to amuse myself when the boards are slow. I find an SG that has a lot of sets and a lot of tattoos and figure out the order and when she got them. That sounds stalkerish but it's not. Voltaire and Katie are excellent subjects for this picture comparisonesque game.
![smile](https://dz3ixmv6nok8z.cloudfront.net/static/img/emoticons/smile.0d0a8d99a741.gif)
<~ is not insane, truly.
I also find that I'm much happier if, after I go food shopping, I can get all the bags in at once. I also realize that depending on how much I've bought, I must look like a total retard counter balancing plastic bags filled with all the crap I bought just to save myself a trip back to my car.
One of those things was Dove ice cream in mint. Not only is this ice cream a diet buster, but it comes with a layer of Dove chocolate on top just to make sure if you're going off the wagon, you're going all the way down. It's goooooooooooooooooooood. I had to practically sugrically remove it from my greedy little hands.
And, lastly, one day I will take the plunge and see if the plastic fasteners that come on meat that's rolled with some sort of stuffing in it explode in the broiler oven. I was set to test it again tonight with dinner, but alas, I chickened out.
![frown](https://dz3ixmv6nok8z.cloudfront.net/static/img/emoticons/frown.cec081026989.gif)
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dirty__1:
very welcome
estrada:
I do like seeing the tattoo progression.