gracie

I got sent home sick on friday. What I thought was allergies turned out to be a cold that hit me like a ton of bricks.

I am a mucus machine.

ugh.

Whenever I get a cold only one of my nostrils gets completely stuffed. Right now it's the left one. I can only taste mucusiness unless I breathe out through my nose very heavily while I'm chewing or drinking..

If I sleep on my side the nostril that's higher in elevation drains all of it's ooeyness into the one that's closer to the mattress.

I wonder if, I turn consistantly like a rotisserie chicken while I sleep, I could acheive mucus equilibrium in both notstrils?

bleh.