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Ok, so mechaqueen, whoever the hell that is, says that i am a landlocked pirate, and as a result that makes me a sand pirate...? Uh, yeah, so i have gone out and bought a plastic kittie pool and put it in my frontyard along with some sand, and now, i have my own ocean, so, there, yeah!
-TM