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FIRE!!!
Yup...I was actually HIGH ON FIRE for exactly a half hour last night, when my crew and I went to the much anticipated 'SOUNDS OF THE UNDERGROUND' tour...It was okay...I mean, we had a really nasty date...So, It had only ONE stage for this all day festival which was ALL AGES, so no beer, and since the smoking By-Law kept us from enjoying a smoke relaxingly, we had to be coralled into a food and smoking area...Amd What could probably be THEE worst thing to deprive THAT kind of audience of? OUR POT!!!
That's Right!! Even though I live in Lotusland where the Pot and Absinthe are ALWAYS available to satisfy our ravenous Quench...But NO! Not at THIS show...Man!No offense, and I have always been 'behind the scenes' so to speak, at any ALL AGES shows before...so of course, this was all a new Double-Bummer for me.

On some Good notes? I am up and about, and Not doing my Linda Blair act anymore, I am up and about, and awaiting to have some time to go see THE DEVILS REJECTS, I mean..How good of a Gorewhore would I be if I didn't? Since everyone I hold in respect has advised me that it kicks ass...I am in!

I also recieved some pre-birthday gifts on Monday, well..One is from myself...Heres a pic...



Yup...Su-Weet, aint she?? I am STILL just wearing it around so I can loosen the pure leather...It was made by some fine folks at the CSA (and if you do not know who or what these people are? Then google it...They rock!)

THEN...as I was coming back from having my corset taken in (It seems I have lost a little weight since I ordered...oops!) I had A HUGE package waiting for me...

Check THIS out!!



Thats Right!! A REAL stuffed Monitor...Prolly one of THEE most dangerous Lizards there is...(and They are HUGE!) the pictures do NOT do any justice...)



Another...and One more...



I used to work in a Herpetology lab...when I was a Teen...It was the best damned job I had to keep a roof over my 16-17 yr old life...In THEE Government Museam Herpetology Lab...which also doubled as a reptile-rescue...I know I could not shock you what some people do when they realize that 'cute l'Il snake now wants mice...and well..Let's just 'get rid of it?'
The ones who lived or clung to life were brought to us, as there was a heavy ban on snakes where I lived at the time (Well...The sort which could possibly injure, or eat Fluffy The Dog...)
Anyhow...Turns out...Good ol Dr.Rankin has finally retired...saw my mother's obituary (Herp Doctors...VERY strange wise ones...They move and take more slowly than most...I blame it on the company)

'Now I KNOW it needs work...But I remembered that you always wanted to own a Monitor just like Maximillian (One that was at the lab that I was forced into an odd bond with)This isn't him...actually this guy is quite old...But I heard from your Father you still had a reptile...and as small as it may be...It shows you are still taking care of cold-blooded things...I always found it to be an admirable attribute.
Thought you may like this guy, needs some work...but I have seen you suture gangrene corn snakes with a short temper, and still assuture gangrene corn snakes with a short temper, and still ask for more..Here, restore a life in this one."

He was always such an awesome guy...I am glad he has gotten in touch with me...and well, I think I am going to make sure to keep in touch as I only jave a tiny Anole (Yes, Lucsius) which is a VERY cool little Lizard, But...I shall always be A Boa or Iguana, or anything equally or even more exotic...Maybe even a Caymen, I have ALWAYS wanted one of those as well...But alas, I need to wait for my 'Lab and Terraniums, lights, and heat pads, etc...to get over here until I get something a little more close to what I am used to.
Besides, we have a Menagerie here anyhow!

Alright....Enough of an Update...Altho,pAuly, my wonderful fiend says he has had a change of mind and is staying...I knew he would...I also hope that the other to change thier minds as well..But hey...I hate tryin to stop people from Having to see all these naked hotties.

Alright...One more shameless endorsement for The Abominable Apothecary



I am just tryin to help the hopless...The sad state of Horror these days is killing all Hope...


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Oh Yeah! I guess I should mention I am getting A design of crossed stitches around my neck tattooeed this week instead of my cherry bomb tattoo now...THAT will wait...I need sutures DAMMIT!

AND...Yes My Journal went all HTML and I do NOT have a friggin clue!!
So yeah...I had to get my old one back (THIS one...) until I update soon...So yes, Just laugh and move the hell along!
(Infernal Damned Machines!!)