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Sleeze & Soiled Salutations All...

Well...I figured that A Once-A-Week update is as about as good as it is gonna get, As I have been given a mighty fine opportunity, and I really Don't want to Jinx it, But let's just say, I am doin G-O-O-O-O-D! I know, I know...I shouldn't be, right? I should be sitting on my single ass going "WAH! My Mother & 2 birds have died in 3 Months, and I am single for the first time in 10 years...PITY ME!!!"

But I am not.
I will give you a quick update concerning the Ritchie situation, Then I will reveal 13 things I bet most of you do not know...As I really don't tell you guys a whole hell of alot, to be quite honest, and Don't get your hopes up for anything juicy...Actually, You would prolly have more fun watching America's Top Model (Man! So many gals in here are addicted to that freakin show...I don't get it!) Oh yeah...The update: I allowed Ritchie to continue to Live here, and be one of my guys, as in group of buddies I have worked with in bands and any other shit for YEARS...We will always be like Brother and Sister...Besides, I am not impressed with anybody I can actually ever hope to meet, so...I am just going to do what I have always done...and That is just allow things to happen, THEN work with what I got...

Which brings me to this list.
I know, I know...I could be alot more prolific, However, I am also learning that reciting lyrics from NIN is apparently prolific in here..so, I suppose it depends on who and what is being said.

Okay...On with it...
13 THINGS I BET U DON'T KNOW ABOUT ME!

~I~ I have had Rhuematoid Arthritis since I was 12, I walk with A cane, and I also have to wear Braces on my joints from time to time. I never talk about it, But, I figure since I am going to start being more active with visiting people from here, and going to SGBC events, I should explain why, Instead of y'all thinking I was some Drama queen who walks with a cane cause it is apparently 'cool' or something.
It actually is rather embarrassing for me.

~II~ I was engaged to A Sideshow Freak who I had known since 91, when the troupe (I ain't droppin names, but If you are in the know...I think you have a good idea who I am speaking of...) were nothing but A small troupe in a nasty, stinky blue Van that smelled and had THEE grossest floor, then, it ALL changed after they got big when they did LOLLAPALOOZA in '92. I was always close to all of the troupe, But my best bro ended up leaving, and my ex is still lifting things with his piercings.
We ended it necause neither of us could handle only seeing eachother a few times a year. So yeah, I almost married A Circus Freak! (My Mom LOVED that!)

~III~ I am actually A descendant of The Knights Templar! I was just told this, which freaked me out as All we ever knew was the furthest relative we could get to was named Theodophile, and he fought for The South. Turns out that We have A Castle with A famous Grotto underneath it, and was built by the Templars in the first millenium, and it was designed around A Pentacle.
Here...Chateau Chastenay ONE of many reasons why I am travelling to the UK this Fall, First stop is France, to see one of my oldest internet Fiends... sCentauri

~IV~ I used to be a Pro Body piercer while I was going to school, I also worked as A projectionist (Which I am very happy to be able to say that I screened such classics as TCM on celluloid!!)and A TA as well, This was in 91, and at the time, I not only pierced 'Sue' from 'Sex With Sue' (Left Major Labia) and was one of the first to do A live piercing for CBC, Canada's proud TV station, I STILL hear about it being shown from friends that work in piercing still.I stopped piercing for extra cash when I had to quit everything when my hands got bad...But I also was one of 7 people in '91 that had A Madison (throat) piercing in N,America that did not grow out.There are a few 'TATTOO SAVAGE's lying about with me in them...Oh, such the lil Modern Primitive I was!! You'd never guess I was such a Bod-Mod at one time now.

~IV~ My Natural Red Hair is an enigma...we went 8 generations back, on both sides, and there was not ONE redhead. The gossipy wenches on our Block thought I was the product of an illicit romance with the local garbageman, as he had red hair, and my father was serving at the time.(Marine in Nam) I almost got permanently taken away from my parents at the border as well, as there was a red-headed female baby stolen in Ohio, which is where we were coming from, when coming up here to visit relatives a few weeks after my dad got back, My parents were detained, and I was taken from them for over 7 hours at the border, as they did not have my permanent Birth Certificate yet (Yeah...The days where a piece of paper was a piece of paper, and computers were not what they are today)
So, My red hair is a mystery.

~V~There is A HUGE nude of me that an artist did a series of. hanging in one of the main halls at Emily Carr, One of the country's best art schools. I never gave permission for that, However...I don't complain, as it still hangs there. It's nice to think I was that stunning with my dreads when I was younger. I have had the same Cowboy Hat for like 12 years, my black velvet one, I used to get called 'Rob Zombie's Lil Sister', THAT was cool.

~VI~ I may be the Gorewhore that I am, BUT...I know the words to ALL songs and script to WILLY WONKA off by heart, & Beside that dvd, sits the original, Karloff Narrated, HOW THE GRINCH..., and THE 1000 FINGERS OF DR.T, 2 Dr.Suess Fliks, and need I mention How cool Roald Dahl's books are? These 3 stand out against 350 or so strictly Horror DVDs and Tapes.

~VII~ The amount of time that has passed since I have had sex, by choice, can be counted in years.
(Sue Me...I think it should be spectacular, otherwise, why bother??)

~VIII~ The first time I felt 'arroused' was when I was sitting on the Bleachers, near the pit on a drag racing track, as my father used to be in the NHRA, and had a few Dragsters, I don't know how old I was...Nut I remember I felt those seats vibrating with the snarl of those beautiful purring engines, and the whole atmos...I liked how I felt, even though I had no clue why, I did however, figure it out after a few more times tho.

~VIII~I had a life-saving operation that left me having to be given Carraree, what they use on poison darts, its a paralyzer, to prevent any of my organs moving while they removed my melon sized, septic gallbladder, and Ithat is why I have a 23 stitch, scar vertically down my torso, I have gotten away with telling people it is an autopsy scar....-and people have believed it!! (Thats why my stomach muscles are useless...They never match up and heal properly...)

~IX~I have not imbibed in any powdered or liquid Drugs in over 5 years, have never done Crack, or Speed...And the last time I did acid was over a decade ago, and again, I am not name dropping, But I did it with a now Uber Famous Shock-Rocker and his original band (And even the last time they played here, I still got in for nada, and even got to see Courtney Love get punched!THAT was the best!) I just stick to my scripts and pot. (But I AM thinking I will drop to see The Sounds of The Underground show...Last time I saw GWAR was in '89...May be fun to feel that young and reckless once again!)

~X~ My greatest fear is Fire...(Apparently an aversion because of a past-life death due to it) and even though I am A Leo, (and A triple-One at that...) Fire is my most powerful element, and I love it for what it is, However...I have already dodged two places where I was living/staying that went up, I am convinced, actually...no...I KNOW I am going to die by Fire again this time around.

~XI~ Despite ALL the Horrorific scenes I have watched in snuff fliks to the most frighteningly realistic and/or ALL the absolute damned shocking films I have seen...I honestly have never been really frightened by any, except for the ones that most people would not even consider, as they are generally not gory...Just based on things I know to be true.
and even then, I am still waiting to find a film that frightens me...(Thats if you don't count the thought of Paris Hilton in A Vincent Price re-make...THAT just makes me wanna hide...after throwing hot parraffin on anyone that supports that shit..Tsk Tsk!)

~XII~ I have NEVER been with A Female, sexually speaking, I mean...I think the furthest I have gone is kissing another...But, because of my problems with alot of females, I admit...I have not found one that I would consider it...I mean, sure there are aplenty good-lookin gals out there...But I have never been much into girls, even as friends...I have, do and always will, hang out and work with Males...I have a strong Male polarity...ergo...I am into guy stuff...I havent found a gal yet that would rather play with my Hot Wheels collection, than read Vogue magazine together, and drool over girlie pink things....EW! I am not alone in this either...cause the Ironic thing is? The girls I DO get along with...? Are the exact same type of gal I am...They do Not get along with other gals much...except for our kind...So yeah...I am not saying I will never, but I haven't ever yet.

~XII~ And Last, but not Least...I NEVER turn down A Dare...
...Ever.

Well..There ya go...13 things that I don't think too many of you know. I mean, Sure...Theres some REALLY Juicy shit that I could of told you...Oh My! There are some real fuckin whoppers that I know you would think I was making up, But, I chose not to, because of THAT, and the fact that I KNOW the things I could of revealed would have either ended up with me getting penalized in several ways, and also...Shit...There are just some things that nobody will ever know.

So...Like I said...I am doin just dandy, and I thank everyone that gave me a few words of wonder, I think I have actually become as numb as I am jaded, However...That still doesn't cancel out the fact that I appreciate all of the awesome posts I got...You guys are the cog in my 'I-Hate-People' machine in my grey-matter...As long as you know that you are loathed here...You then know that for the only place I actually come to to meet people is here, when speaking about the Internet, The community in here has ruined my Loner tendacies, and I am even finding the odd Female a surprising change from the usual.

Anyhow...Tell me something that many folks, or just me...whatever, something that isn't really that well-known about yourself...I am not doin a quiz...just the cat in me is curious as hell...Besides, I showed you mine, Show me YOURS!!

SS

BTW: (There always is it seems!) I just wanted to say that there isn't anything wrong with using Lyrics to convey how you are feeling from time to time, I was just commenting on the Journals that ALWAYS seem to have lyrics, and they are usually depressing...ALL the time. And Two? Synchronicity...On the subject of my experience as A Body Piercer in the early 90's...I had a Madison done in 91 (Madison is the first term applied to a throat piercing, named after the infamous Porn Starleete that donned one in all her films, ) I kept it for 5 years or so, which, as I said...for a surface piercing, was pretty rare back then, I only took it out as I was sick of seeing Ms.Buffy and Mr. JockBaseball hat see my piercings before asking if they could 'get one of those' as if choosing an ice-cream flavor...I took it out, along with most of my non-functional piercings/vanity,adornment piercings i.e. septum, naveel, labret...you know...anything that didn't do anything but look good...ANYHOW...I got bored, and on a whim, after finding 'skintubes' still coming out of it for just under a decade now...So, knowing that meant the hole was still open...I shoved a barbell through, and it went through like butter...So, I now have a barbell back in it...Imagine that?? A surface piecing that has a high rejection rate? After almost a decade without jewellry??
And it looks GREAT! I couldn't believe it!


LOOK MA! JEWELLRY IN MY THROAT AGAIN!! AFTER A DECADE IT STILL EXISTS!! MY MADISON!!