MOVED, GROOVED, & SOOO FUCKIN' GLUED!!
GRINDED GREETINGS KIDDLIWINKIES!!!
Yeah, Yeah...
I Made it Home In One Fuckin' Piece, and I am Now sitting in front of One Helluva Computer...(The Speakers alone Are better than my New Theatre System!! A Sub-Woofer for Computer Speakers??? Man, Somebody PLEASE Welcome me to the 21st Century!!!)
However,
I am just in the midst of Putting Her together, i.e. It ain't put together as of yet, Freakin' Fuckwads Purolator was not only A day Late, But, My Computer Guy wasn't around yesterday when it arrived, and now...Well...I just had to come in here and let Y'all know that I should Be Up and Runnin' with S-T-Y-L-E and POWER by Sunday.
I am just about to pull the Plug on Ol Bessy Here This Weekend, and Seeing as a Few of you may actually Give A Fuck about where and Why I am Not around...Well, I am in FULL-On Make-House-Into-Home mode.
It's NOT that I do not Have TONS of things I Have to do In Here...I just Have MORE Tons of Stuff to do Out here. I am receiving A Package every day from Amazon, or Rotten Tomatoes, CreepyFlix...etc...Y'all Know what I mean...and I must admit, I am also finding It REAL fun being A Decorating Dictator...Basically I buy, I Put up, and I make All those whom Dare to Utter even A tone kneel before me and Bow thier Fuckin' Head in Torture & Tears If They should Utter even ONE Negative word...I HAVE THEE POWER!!!
Actually...There are still boxes unpacked, and To Tell you The truth, I have been doin as much Home stuff as possible, As All Leos, and those whom love them, know...We can be absolute Tyrants about Our dwelling space...And This Leo Couple are doin thier best just not to Kill eachother over A misplaced Tack, Or A Doohickey in The wrong place.
Ahhhhhhhhhh...Isn't Life Swell?
I am just Fuckin' Glad to Be Home in Vancouver, and as Far away as I was before from My two remaining Family Members, AHHHHHHHH!! It's Fried Fuckin' Gold, I'll Tell ya'...
But not right now...another time.
I just wanted to post somethin' to anyone one of you that gives A Flyin Fuck that I AM puttin' this Mechanical Monster together this weekend, and I shall never again offend thy ears with My groaning on about how My Computer should be shot, and promptly sent to The Ol' Glue Factory...Nope, It's gonna Be A Fuckin' Ride Discovering This New Life I have Amassed over such A disaster that none of us are safe from...Somethin' to Think about...I suppose this is why The 'Death' and The 'Tower' Cards in most Tarot decks are actually Good to get, as they are both examples of what happens when something just Dreadful happens, as you are Grounded by Destruction, or An extrememly Sad event is Incurred, and One finds themselves feeling as though there couldn't possibly be ANY good to it...But, It ALWAYS does, no matter how much you even try to Make yourself believe that EVERYTHING sucks...If you just Sit the Fuck down, and level your head out...You'll find that In the wake of every type of Disasterous event...There is still something good that grows from it. Even if it Doesn't happen right away...It will.
In order to Build That New Tower of A Building You MUST allow the One falling asunder to do so and wait until it is All over before sweeping up the Ruins and Destruction before you Can actually Build that New and Improved Structure.
Structure.
Great Fuckin' Word.
I shall be ALL donned Out with My New Puter as My tool A.S.A.P, So I can actually come back and bother All you Rat-Bastards that I REALLY Miss and Loathe Dearly...So, Come Sunday or Monday...MUHAHAHA!!! I am gonna come and leave A Literary Leech in ALL your Madpads, and As for ALL My Abominable Apothecary Fiends...OOOOOOOOOOO!! We's a Gonna Have some FUN!
(I'm tellin' ya...When I say I am Gonna Do somethin' I mean it! Y'all know THAT by now...)
So, Until I have Satisfied Myself with The Opium-Den by Dario Argento who has watched FAR too many Genres of Horror Decor I have goin on here, AND have gotten this fuckin Monster of A Machine here at work...I shall be back to My Naughty, Nasty self that you All know and loathe.
Until then My Kiddliwinks...
(And Smears of Slimy Smooches to All that know They Should be getting....)
Keep On Slayin' the Simple, Until The weekend is Over, or Computer is Functioning...
OOogaBOOoga...
SS
(P.S. If you Want to sling any shit here while I am nearing My Absence from within The sacred walls of SG, Go ahead...I know it will just be amusing, and Hey...I need A good Laugh...Go For it! But to those whom I honestly would Love to Write one of My Infamous Epic Comments in thier Madpads, You are just gonna have to know I am Thinking of you, and I will certainly expect some Juicy shit to comment on when I do return...Leave your message after the Bonesaw Buzz...)
(BTW: I also Lost more weight...and now, I AM the One bein told to Eat, and I have also went on A Sexy and Slinky Under Garment-A-Go-Go Spree....Naughty Pics to Be Upgraded...and Then Some...I Fear I may just may be Turning Into A *GASP* (gulp) GIRL!!!!)
Be Afraid...Be VERY Afraid!!!
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I haven't been around much lately - oh school.
Glad to hear you're back - with a venegeance, it sounds like. I shall be quivering with antici
pation.
Ha.
Can't say I ever went to the Guantlet. I've heard of it, but never went there. I went to New York Adorned at the advice of a few coworkers and some local folks from SG. I do have to say its a top notch place, with really great people working there. I was very impressed.
As for the piercing, I had existing holes (I'm guessing they were at a 14g because I was able to fit a 14g barbell in them a couple months back). I'm not a fan at all of dermal punches for earlobes, and I'm very patient when it comes to this sort of thing to get to the size I would like.
I had mentioned to the piercer that I would like to eventually go to about 4g (don't want anything too huge). She suggested to re-pierce them to 8g. She suggested going that large is because she said by re-piercing the existing holes it would avoid scar tissue forming when they heal. That way if I decided to take them out a few years down the road, over time they would shrink up.
I trust professionals, and she did a great job.
As for aftercare I was given the following instructions.
-- Gently rinse them in the morning and evening with this mosturizing solution they gave me.
-- If it bleeds, leave it be and just let it clot up. The reason, as per the piercer, is your body is trying to heal the wound and you trying to clean off the blood is stoping the healing process.
-- DON'T TOUCH THE PIERCINGS!
After few days they're doing pretty good. A tad bit sore and a little swollen, nothing unbearable, which is to be expected. Again the piercer I saw comes highly recomended so I trust her advice.
Anywho ...
You to give me the details on that monthly chat room meet and greet!
ooga-booga to you!