Jeeeeeeee-zus...If you Luuuv me...Wheres the Suuuu-gar?!?
Dearest Boils and Ghouls,
Firstly, Before I begin to scat poetic...I just wish to say that I am so very pleased with The people I have met already through the groups, and Thank all the new members of my new little inbred babe, Abominable Apothecary...I always welcome any and all who just love Horror, and 'Hammer' it into thier grey matter until it starts 'Corman' out yer ears...(*Foghorn*) Hey! I don't whip the sailors cock outta your mouth when your workin!!(hehe) Aw shucks..I just wanna slay you all so much.
Albiteme then...Where to begin?
I went to sample the night chatterbox crowd...and see what the vibe was in there...and you know...It was a full house, and there were wry humorous wisdom, and there was baking tips and talk of Sin in a new corset..(WOO WOO!)...But the sad thing about chatrooms I have discovered in my limited experience is...there are so many misunderstandings, and then it ends up playing out like a Quentin Tarantino movie..You die, he dies, she dies, we ALL die...Just because someone loses thier grip, and those itchy trigger fingers all begin to go...and before you know it...you have a 'situation' and it begins to fester in the micrcosm like Pauly Shore in Biodome, and that kiddliwinks...is where it just gets nasty...and so..being the social pariah that I am, usually end up makin folks groan and then I KNOW...People really do not get my wry,dry and graphic enough to cry humor. Thats when I usually get on my Red and Black , Glitter Bannana seat chopper job of a bike, grab my H.R.Puf'n'stuf Lunchbox...and leave the Playground, knowing I just didn't fit on the already full Jungle Gym.
And That, my Fiends, is all I am gonna say'bout that.
However...On the other side of the zotz coin, like I said...I am really happy with The Group and the people I am meeting...I generally hate you all...but hey...Your hair all smells so damn purdy...I cannot resist any of you...Godammit!
Oh yeah...(iATCHUNG! Shameless self promotion alert!!)Okay...if you missed anything...I took the free membership and ran...concerning the SG inquiries...yeah yeah...They are in the pics...But what I really wish to toss out there is that despite the fact that my set was not quite SG material (I Swear...I had no idea that Dripping hot candle wax was something folks would have fun seeing...I know I certainly had fun doing it) So...on that note, I am sayin it again to all whom are interested..I WILL not only be posting a very appropriate (and damn tricky!) SamHain/ Hallowe'en Set, but..I shall also, based on the success or response of this Spooky set, I will continue to post monthly sets paying Homage to some of the best cinematic Horror moments that have made me, and hopefully you, very happy to see.
Another thing...while we are on the subject (am I ever not?)I shall give you a quick rundown on how I get the nerve to name my Occupation as "Horror Hostess Extraordinaire"...I ise to run ptrate Horror events through a loophole in Copyright laws...I ran many incarnations of 'SexySadies Spooktacular Monster Show Society'...in humble terms..I basically have a bunch of deep dark and dank theatres, boozecans, Fetish Parties, Bettie Page Socials, and even using University screening rooms after hours when I was head Projectionist in University before I dropped out due to illness( Actually...I just wanted to drop out in my last year because I am a rebel...a loner...Dottie..)I found the secret loophole in copyright laws and basically took it upon myself to create a scene for my own selfish desire to watch people enjoying what I can offer them...Sooooo....I took it a step furthur on a suggestion from some folk...and submitted a proposal to our lovely Monopolized cable company, askin them if they would be interested in allowing me to work for free for a 2 hour Midnight slot on thier local station...and to my sheer amazement...They liked it...and so kiddliwinks, I am now in the midst of putting together , quite Independantly I might add, my own local show that even the poorest of poor Horror fans can afford to see good fliks they normally couldn't even see on cable for free...and I get to talk about , and be happier than a Zombie with a bag full 'o' Fresh Brains...and then everyone can fall prey to the Curse of the Neverending Gore.
Anyhow...I think that is about enough for now, as I do not want you all to think that I am self centered, I admit..I am not one to ever just shut up and sit down, I do not settle for nothing or nobody, But honestly..(and this is TrueBlue, my dear fiends) I honestly just Love being able to be involved in welcomming a new genration of Horror Curious young uns, and I just wanna know that if I helped a kid see the REAL Texas Chainsaw Massacre...Then my job is done...and I am a Happy Horror Hostess, Honest Injun!
Anyhow...I am going to leave this Journal entry with a final appeal to all Vincent Price Fans to come & pay respect to him as he died October 25th, 1993...This will be the 11th year I ask people to do somethin like this...You do not know (or..if you have seen any of the pics, or even read my profile) how much it means to me to pay tribute to a man whom I blame my accursed Addiction on...
Well My Fiends...I think that is about all for now...But, You never know what might just pop up from 6 feet under.
OOoga BOOoga....SS
(Oh YEAH! I did do something for the VERY VERY First Time...I ...*takes DEEEEEP Breath* Posted some pics of me right outta the shower, sans any cosmetical stuff, just me Clean as a whistle...{as clean as a Redneck Whistle, That is}and I just was takin new pics of My new undies CAUSE they are just TOO F'in SWEET!!!
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Dearest Boils and Ghouls,
Firstly, Before I begin to scat poetic...I just wish to say that I am so very pleased with The people I have met already through the groups, and Thank all the new members of my new little inbred babe, Abominable Apothecary...I always welcome any and all who just love Horror, and 'Hammer' it into thier grey matter until it starts 'Corman' out yer ears...(*Foghorn*) Hey! I don't whip the sailors cock outta your mouth when your workin!!(hehe) Aw shucks..I just wanna slay you all so much.
Albiteme then...Where to begin?
I went to sample the night chatterbox crowd...and see what the vibe was in there...and you know...It was a full house, and there were wry humorous wisdom, and there was baking tips and talk of Sin in a new corset..(WOO WOO!)...But the sad thing about chatrooms I have discovered in my limited experience is...there are so many misunderstandings, and then it ends up playing out like a Quentin Tarantino movie..You die, he dies, she dies, we ALL die...Just because someone loses thier grip, and those itchy trigger fingers all begin to go...and before you know it...you have a 'situation' and it begins to fester in the micrcosm like Pauly Shore in Biodome, and that kiddliwinks...is where it just gets nasty...and so..being the social pariah that I am, usually end up makin folks groan and then I KNOW...People really do not get my wry,dry and graphic enough to cry humor. Thats when I usually get on my Red and Black , Glitter Bannana seat chopper job of a bike, grab my H.R.Puf'n'stuf Lunchbox...and leave the Playground, knowing I just didn't fit on the already full Jungle Gym.
And That, my Fiends, is all I am gonna say'bout that.
However...On the other side of the zotz coin, like I said...I am really happy with The Group and the people I am meeting...I generally hate you all...but hey...Your hair all smells so damn purdy...I cannot resist any of you...Godammit!
Oh yeah...(iATCHUNG! Shameless self promotion alert!!)Okay...if you missed anything...I took the free membership and ran...concerning the SG inquiries...yeah yeah...They are in the pics...But what I really wish to toss out there is that despite the fact that my set was not quite SG material (I Swear...I had no idea that Dripping hot candle wax was something folks would have fun seeing...I know I certainly had fun doing it) So...on that note, I am sayin it again to all whom are interested..I WILL not only be posting a very appropriate (and damn tricky!) SamHain/ Hallowe'en Set, but..I shall also, based on the success or response of this Spooky set, I will continue to post monthly sets paying Homage to some of the best cinematic Horror moments that have made me, and hopefully you, very happy to see.
Another thing...while we are on the subject (am I ever not?)I shall give you a quick rundown on how I get the nerve to name my Occupation as "Horror Hostess Extraordinaire"...I ise to run ptrate Horror events through a loophole in Copyright laws...I ran many incarnations of 'SexySadies Spooktacular Monster Show Society'...in humble terms..I basically have a bunch of deep dark and dank theatres, boozecans, Fetish Parties, Bettie Page Socials, and even using University screening rooms after hours when I was head Projectionist in University before I dropped out due to illness( Actually...I just wanted to drop out in my last year because I am a rebel...a loner...Dottie..)I found the secret loophole in copyright laws and basically took it upon myself to create a scene for my own selfish desire to watch people enjoying what I can offer them...Sooooo....I took it a step furthur on a suggestion from some folk...and submitted a proposal to our lovely Monopolized cable company, askin them if they would be interested in allowing me to work for free for a 2 hour Midnight slot on thier local station...and to my sheer amazement...They liked it...and so kiddliwinks, I am now in the midst of putting together , quite Independantly I might add, my own local show that even the poorest of poor Horror fans can afford to see good fliks they normally couldn't even see on cable for free...and I get to talk about , and be happier than a Zombie with a bag full 'o' Fresh Brains...and then everyone can fall prey to the Curse of the Neverending Gore.
Anyhow...I think that is about enough for now, as I do not want you all to think that I am self centered, I admit..I am not one to ever just shut up and sit down, I do not settle for nothing or nobody, But honestly..(and this is TrueBlue, my dear fiends) I honestly just Love being able to be involved in welcomming a new genration of Horror Curious young uns, and I just wanna know that if I helped a kid see the REAL Texas Chainsaw Massacre...Then my job is done...and I am a Happy Horror Hostess, Honest Injun!
Anyhow...I am going to leave this Journal entry with a final appeal to all Vincent Price Fans to come & pay respect to him as he died October 25th, 1993...This will be the 11th year I ask people to do somethin like this...You do not know (or..if you have seen any of the pics, or even read my profile) how much it means to me to pay tribute to a man whom I blame my accursed Addiction on...
Well My Fiends...I think that is about all for now...But, You never know what might just pop up from 6 feet under.
OOoga BOOoga....SS
(Oh YEAH! I did do something for the VERY VERY First Time...I ...*takes DEEEEEP Breath* Posted some pics of me right outta the shower, sans any cosmetical stuff, just me Clean as a whistle...{as clean as a Redneck Whistle, That is}and I just was takin new pics of My new undies CAUSE they are just TOO F'in SWEET!!!
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fuck now i forgot what else i wanted to write, but It might pop up later, then Ill make another comment