My day was going so well at first. Everything was cool all day and *SOMEONE* brought me roses- all diff colors. Very cool of him. But then... my daughter walks in my room covered in Vaseline. My son, who is a year old (2 years old) has covered her and himself in Vaseline so I had to bathe and clean them up btu of course they're still greazy. That stuff does not wash off. My son puts his hand in his pull up later and pulls shit out. Then it gets insanely hot and my stomach started hurting.
Then... it got better again. I ordered PapJohns for me and the kids and they gav eme 2 DVDs and those bastards that took $200 out of my bank account put it back. I have been redeemed.
cake.
- Gorgeous
Then... it got better again. I ordered PapJohns for me and the kids and they gav eme 2 DVDs and those bastards that took $200 out of my bank account put it back. I have been redeemed.

cake.
- Gorgeous
ultimatelewser:
Damn! Quite an interesting day you've had.
opacity:
Indeed, covering in vaseline seems like something they only do in the movies. I can only imagine how difficult that shit is to get off. At least they're waterproof now? :-P