gorbachev

When will the sociology department let me know if I have been accepted into their miserable masters program?

Will I ever get to bowl on a league again?

Does having a car payment make me bourgeois?

How can I make my wife happier (without doing the cleaning I know I should)?

Will I ever do anything but wait tables?

How can I incorporate chromaticism into my guitar playing?

Will answering any of these questions make me sleep better?

If you (or someone you know) have the answers to these questions, let me know. Reasons to update are also being accpted.