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This was my "horoscope" for today.

Yes, your online profile's full of the interesting things you do, but it lacks soul. It doesn't begin to describe who you really are or what you're about. Explore an anecdote that transformed your life, and incorporate it into your bio.

Here goes.

When I was a little boy, probably about three or four, I was playing in my...
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Depressing blog, begone!

A nice relaxing weekend. Rainy Sunday afternoon. What could be nicer? Maybe a giant robot with a gun that shot money.

It's cold and rainy and I have a headache. I've been sad for the last couple of days. Not depressed, not waaaaahhhhh sad, just plain, old dictionary-definition sad. Instead of working, I've been trying to figure out why.

I'm lonely.

Being alone is one thing. I'm frequently alone and I love it. I seek it out. Being alone frequently doesn't bother me in the slightest....
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Every single time that I think to myself, "Gee, I should update my blog on SG, when I'm finished all this important stuff that I am always doing," I sit here and stare stupidly at the screen, wracking my brain for something interesting to write about. After about 5 minutes of staring off into nothingness, I look at the screen again, realize that I have...
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Wow... new favorite website!

Yum!

I think I am in love.

When I was a young lad, I had this cloth doll with zippers and buttons, which I can only assume was supposed to teach me about zippers and buttons. He was, however, lacking one important thing. So I used to stick my penis in between his legs so he would have a penis too.

The moral of this story is: Parents, buy your children toys...
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