goontastic

When I was a young lad, I had this cloth doll with zippers and buttons, which I can only assume was supposed to teach me about zippers and buttons. He was, however, lacking one important thing. So I used to stick my penis in between his legs so he would have a penis too.

The moral of this story is: Parents, buy your children toys with dicks on them. Save them having to explain to you why they had their dick in boy doll's crotch.