I feel the need to talk about how kickass I am.
- I'll drink most of you under the table.
- I'll only fuck on the 1st date if your really, really hot.
- I know, (because god told me) that 16 oz. tallboys are a gift from god to us.
- I have two dogs that rock!! Top that you cat lovin mother fuckers!
- I dont think my cat runs the world.
- I dont think my dogs run the world either.
- I do think that the world revolves around me though.
- I have Marge Simpson house shoes.
- I smoke pot.
- I look just like my profile pic.
- And the most important....I just rock the house......
Just so you all know, I was very drunk when I wrote this. But I still kickass.
- I'll drink most of you under the table.
- I'll only fuck on the 1st date if your really, really hot.
- I know, (because god told me) that 16 oz. tallboys are a gift from god to us.
- I have two dogs that rock!! Top that you cat lovin mother fuckers!
- I dont think my cat runs the world.
- I dont think my dogs run the world either.
- I do think that the world revolves around me though.
- I have Marge Simpson house shoes.
- I smoke pot.
- I look just like my profile pic.
- And the most important....I just rock the house......
Just so you all know, I was very drunk when I wrote this. But I still kickass.
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surfbetty:
lightsneeze:
hehehe yeah, yeah! and I'll say..very impressed that you could type...me and my drunkness...woulda taken me an hour and a half to focus on the screen and type n' shit...but then...I don't rock the house like you 
hehehe yeah, yeah! and I'll say..very impressed that you could type...me and my drunkness...woulda taken me an hour and a half to focus on the screen and type n' shit...but then...I don't rock the house like you