Okay, I'm having a great night at work. Not busy, but good company, it's always nice to enjoy the people you work with.
Heres some advice on making your life and everyone around you, as stressful as possible.
Always make sure you have the last word.
Raise the stakes by making the last word "Dickhead."
At dinner parties try and bring the conversation around to religion, sex and politics. Perferably all three.
Write down all your worries. Read the list every night before going to bed.
Make a list of every person whos ever dumped you. Contact them once a year and try and restart the relationship.
Forgiveness is a sign of weakness. People will despise you for it.
Whenever you ask a woman a question, tell her to make sure she checks with her husband before answering.
This is better if you are a woman yourself.
Okay with all that said, hope everyone has a great day!
Heres some advice on making your life and everyone around you, as stressful as possible.
Always make sure you have the last word.
Raise the stakes by making the last word "Dickhead."
At dinner parties try and bring the conversation around to religion, sex and politics. Perferably all three.
Write down all your worries. Read the list every night before going to bed.
Make a list of every person whos ever dumped you. Contact them once a year and try and restart the relationship.
Forgiveness is a sign of weakness. People will despise you for it.
Whenever you ask a woman a question, tell her to make sure she checks with her husband before answering.
This is better if you are a woman yourself.
Okay with all that said, hope everyone has a great day!
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lightsneeze:
Thanks...I'm already much better....hope you get better yourself...hehehe...nothing a bunch of whiskey won't cure 
tony_burrito:
I'm going through my buddies that I have neglected. But SOME PEOPLE, don't update your journal!!