I passed all of my exams. I should be elated but I'm not. I thought this would be the moment that would lift me out of this vague apathetic stupor. Na, still here. Maybe it's coz one exam result brought the High Distinction I got for an essay down to a Credit for the subject.
Last Thursday I went for an interview for a 2 week program for students where I will be working with the Nurses Union. I rolled up in a t-shirt and shorts, and when asked what I know about the history of the union I answered - zip. Somehow I topped every other applicant in Victoria. It starts in Feb.
On Saturday night I experienced my first 3some (unless kissing a girl at a party and her knicking off and kissing some other guy counts as a 3some, then I've been doing it for years). But even with that, I think I just happened to have a dick and be in the right place at the right time.
So I bitch and moan all the time - when oh when will the chips fall my way??? - and when they do, seemingly all at once, I have no idea how to be happy about it.
But enough of that shit...
IT'S TIME TO CONGRATULATE ME YOU SUNZABITCHES!!!!!!! I PASSED FIRST YEAR NURSING!!!!!!
BOOMSHANKAH!!!
Last Thursday I went for an interview for a 2 week program for students where I will be working with the Nurses Union. I rolled up in a t-shirt and shorts, and when asked what I know about the history of the union I answered - zip. Somehow I topped every other applicant in Victoria. It starts in Feb.
On Saturday night I experienced my first 3some (unless kissing a girl at a party and her knicking off and kissing some other guy counts as a 3some, then I've been doing it for years). But even with that, I think I just happened to have a dick and be in the right place at the right time.
So I bitch and moan all the time - when oh when will the chips fall my way??? - and when they do, seemingly all at once, I have no idea how to be happy about it.
But enough of that shit...
IT'S TIME TO CONGRATULATE ME YOU SUNZABITCHES!!!!!!! I PASSED FIRST YEAR NURSING!!!!!!
BOOMSHANKAH!!!
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So, wait. I'm a little disturbed. I have this random doppelganger who meanders about gaily at Pony? Is she an obnoxious and rather cheap drunk too? I want to meet the little slag and either flay her alive or shag her senseless. How very crudely Freudian and noirish.
I do actually live in Melbourne, though. That is, if I had the inclination to go to Pony, it wouldn't be that horribly far a stretch, and I wouldn't be giving you all that much warning.
You too, and an oily Chanukah to boot.