i'm fat.
"I will raze your house and lay salt through your gardens" says Matt..
This arrogant fool meant to say "Yes"
He should kill himself, can I get an Amen?
This arrogant fool meant to say "Yes"
He should kill himself, can I get an Amen?
howdy:
Sure - Amen! 
Mmmbaby..
I finally received my SG wifebeaters and Necklace..
It's the sex, thank you Misty for SG..
and for SG merchandise..
and thankks SG Girls for making SG beautiful..
Not only that but I got a package from my wonderful friend Dave..
It IS the most heartfelt gift that I have ever received..
He unexpectedly bought me a webcam, microphone and the Unicorns CD..
and...
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I finally received my SG wifebeaters and Necklace..
It's the sex, thank you Misty for SG..
and for SG merchandise..
and thankks SG Girls for making SG beautiful..
Not only that but I got a package from my wonderful friend Dave..
It IS the most heartfelt gift that I have ever received..
He unexpectedly bought me a webcam, microphone and the Unicorns CD..
and...
Read More
howdy:
Nice new pic
Last night we had movie night..
because there were no good club events..
watched "this is SPINAL TAP"
.."Mansfield Park"
.. and ..
get ready, Ladies and Gentlemen..
The greatest movie of all time..
"DIE HARD" Mothafucka!!
That movie was the shit..
we also sat around and did "heaps" of blow afterwards..
and before we ate a shitload of pretzels and had a little talk...
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because there were no good club events..
watched "this is SPINAL TAP"
.."Mansfield Park"
.. and ..
get ready, Ladies and Gentlemen..
The greatest movie of all time..
"DIE HARD" Mothafucka!!
That movie was the shit..
we also sat around and did "heaps" of blow afterwards..
and before we ate a shitload of pretzels and had a little talk...
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howdy:
lemme guess, the broken glass walk scene is your favorite? 
.. When I grow up,
I am going to fuck Weezer ..
I am going to fuck Weezer ..
howdy:
why wait until then? 
Shut up and Sleep with me..
Come on why don't you sleep with me..?
~-~-~-~
A random black man stalked me today..
it was NOT cool..
~-~-~-~
I had an Engish Exam yesterday, I did good..
I have another English Exam next Tuesday..
I just found out that I have a math exam tomorrow..
Ohhhh Life is good..
~-~-~-~
Shut up and Sleep with me.....
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Come on why don't you sleep with me..?
~-~-~-~
A random black man stalked me today..
it was NOT cool..
~-~-~-~
I had an Engish Exam yesterday, I did good..
I have another English Exam next Tuesday..
I just found out that I have a math exam tomorrow..
Ohhhh Life is good..
~-~-~-~
Shut up and Sleep with me.....
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howdy:
Since I don't know the song or poem you're quoting from, I'll simply answer...
...
SURE! OK!
...
SURE! OK!
satisfaction..
i like that commercial for Burger King..
it says "Rock your Burger"
and plays the Benny Benassi song, "Satisfaction"
it's oh so nifty..
and I like how they did it..
satisfaction...
**eunceeunceeunceeunce**
i like that commercial for Burger King..
it says "Rock your Burger"
and plays the Benny Benassi song, "Satisfaction"
it's oh so nifty..
and I like how they did it..
satisfaction...
**eunceeunceeunceeunce**
OMFG...
Today was the worst day..
I went to dinner with Ruhn-nEE, HaySue, & [inserthisnamehere]..
Then I bought them drinks, as in beer..
But HaySue had a tad too much to drink and completely passed the fuck out..
So I had to buy her this korean medicine..
and then three hours later and a few vomitting sessions later, she felt better..
Then I drove them...
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Today was the worst day..
I went to dinner with Ruhn-nEE, HaySue, & [inserthisnamehere]..
Then I bought them drinks, as in beer..
But HaySue had a tad too much to drink and completely passed the fuck out..
So I had to buy her this korean medicine..
and then three hours later and a few vomitting sessions later, she felt better..
Then I drove them...
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Today, I punched a boy in the face..
Hee wasn't very nice at all..
Then I went to the mall with my friend RJ and shared sour jujubes..
I like sucking..
on sour jujubes..
they're quite the treat..
mmmmm
He bought me the Jann Arden CD..
it was $4..
it's pretty cool *thumbsup>>
My wrist hurts..
Hee wasn't very nice at all..
Then I went to the mall with my friend RJ and shared sour jujubes..
I like sucking..
on sour jujubes..
they're quite the treat..
mmmmm
He bought me the Jann Arden CD..
it was $4..
it's pretty cool *thumbsup>>
My wrist hurts..
howdy:
which wrist, and why?
I like it when you touch me right there..
right there..
mmmm..
i pulled a muscle today..
mmm, i like it when you touch me right there..
it hurts..
right there..
mmmm..
i pulled a muscle today..
mmm, i like it when you touch me right there..
it hurts..
elasticfantastic:
How did you pull your muscle ?
?
howdy:
While I have no formal training, I'm a unlicensed unpracticed but completely eager "massage therapist". Show me where it hurts. Twice a day sessions, and the first year free to new customers.
or are you quoting lyrics?
or are you quoting lyrics?
Sometimes I just want to rip my best friend's sister's eyes out..
and sometimes I want to shoot myself in the head..
because I don't know where my life is going..
Oi..
Charisma <33
and sometimes I want to shoot myself in the head..
because I don't know where my life is going..
Oi..
Charisma <33
howdy:
Do any of us know where our lives are going?
In any case - shooting yourself in the head is never the answer. At the very least, shoot the problem person(s) instead - do the world a favor.
What did your friend's sister do by the way? And whacha gonna do with her eyes then??
Wanna play marbles?
Edited to add: I couldn't resist commenting on some other journal entries - been away for a few days but I think I'm caught up now ...
[Edited on Nov 29, 2005 10:13PM]
In any case - shooting yourself in the head is never the answer. At the very least, shoot the problem person(s) instead - do the world a favor.
What did your friend's sister do by the way? And whacha gonna do with her eyes then??
Wanna play marbles?
Edited to add: I couldn't resist commenting on some other journal entries - been away for a few days but I think I'm caught up now ...
[Edited on Nov 29, 2005 10:13PM]
I just shovelled my driveway in a miniskirt and sandals..
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rangerrick:
That's it - a mini and sandals! YOu shoulda put a jacket on to cover your upper body, at least
howdy:
fuck - there's never a photographer handy when shit like that happens! Are there any security cams in your neighborhood?
and do you make housecalls? (chuckle chuckle)
and do you make housecalls? (chuckle chuckle)
wait, who's your boyfriend?
P.S. you're gorgeous though.
[Edited on Dec 17, 2005 4:49PM]