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here they are, the cold, hard numbers behind my trip to Argentina:

Length of Stay, in Days - 9
Nights I Went Out Drinking - 7
Hours Between Plane Landing and Trip to First Bar - 4
Museums Visited - 0
Churches Visited - 0
Malls Visited - 4
Cemeteries Visited - 1
Meals Eaten Not Containing Meat or Pasta - 3
Subsequent Pounds I Gained During Trip - 7
Amount that Love Had to do with It - 0
Days I woke Up Before Noon - 3
Pieces of Original Art Procured - 3
Total Cost of Art, in Dollars - 107
Bars that Carried non-Bacardi Rum - 0
Bars that Could Make a Good Mixed Drink - 0
What is So Hard About This - ?
Distant Cousins Dined With - 11
Phones Stolen by Prostitutes - 1
Credit Cards Left in ATM - 1
Days Until I Leave for Florida - 8
Days Until Class Starts - 13
Chances I'll Have a New Card By This Time - 1:10,000