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Monday Dec 22, 2008

Dec 22, 2008
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Ah let's rant a bit shall we?

So a great deal of people in warm places have for some deranged reason been envious of the snow we have here. Most are thinking of skiing, sledding, snowboarding and pissing in the snow. A regular Norman Rockwell scene where everyone is happy and cheery.

Reality is sometimes different.

The snow is not white anymore but black with dirt. and it's not soft where you can make snow balls, but rather thick sheets of ice, where people fall and break bones. (Happen to me)

I hear the spining of car wheels and the smell of burning rubber.

It took me one hour and fifeteen minutes to dig out of the snow, it was 10 degrees out.

It took me one hour and fifeteen minutes to drive the 12 miles home because snow covers parts of roads (it stopped on Friday mostly!) and people here drive like dicks even if one drop of monkey urine hits the road!

Most of the street parking is now for not, as the snow banks block the streets, try to get into them and you aren't getting out.

Oh and one other big point, just keep replacing snow, with the word ICE. Ice is fun when contained, like in a drink or rink, not when it runs wild down hills, while cars spin like out of control like flying helicopter propellers.

So anyone can have my "snow" and cold and I will gladly trade it. In fact I'll give it to you for free. In fact I'd give it to you for blow job from a crack whore with razor blades for teeth and farts for breath.


PS- Why doesn't god give us money for Christmas instead of snow? Doesn't he love us? Neglectful father is out bowling and smoking hash with Hitler and JFK. WTF!

VIEW 12 of 12 COMMENTS
zoomusikgrl:
don't forget about getting towed!!! wink damn snow. i had a pure blast on that futon last night, thanks for yr hospitabilitality!
Dec 24, 2008
dangrr:
I fucking hate the snow. Thankfully, I am in Florida for chrisma-hannukah =P
Dec 24, 2008

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