So today rebels forced us out of our homes, some of which raped my sister and mother leaving them for dead. I had to forage for berries and roots to live and there's no water in sight. The refugee camp is a bunch of tattered tents, who knows where the doctors are.
Oops, sorry bad dream. What a nightmare.
Wait NOOOOOO. It's worse than the rebels and no waters! My 401K has lost value, I have to buy another damn cell phone because I was drunk and dropped it in the toilet. Why won't the girl with no teeth fuck me? I'm so hungry I think I'll get a 20 dollar sangwich from Panera and warsh it down with a 40 dollar cup of starbucks filth. Why am I just getting by in this world? I am in this tiny apartment, I need a house made of diamonds, sewn in marble threads and painted in unicorn blood and truffle oil.
Shit it is rough times, I don't know how much longer I can go on living with so little! I need my fix, i inject dollar bill in my neck.
I hope Obama wins so I can afford that 600,000 dollars house and buy a couple slaves or nine. His magic wand will cure all. If not McCain will cover me with oil sell me to exxon. Hey at least I'd have a job.
I know it could be worse, i could be dead, but i'm not so... gimme gimme gimme.
Happy Election time!
Signed a disgruntled American
Oops, sorry bad dream. What a nightmare.
Wait NOOOOOO. It's worse than the rebels and no waters! My 401K has lost value, I have to buy another damn cell phone because I was drunk and dropped it in the toilet. Why won't the girl with no teeth fuck me? I'm so hungry I think I'll get a 20 dollar sangwich from Panera and warsh it down with a 40 dollar cup of starbucks filth. Why am I just getting by in this world? I am in this tiny apartment, I need a house made of diamonds, sewn in marble threads and painted in unicorn blood and truffle oil.
Shit it is rough times, I don't know how much longer I can go on living with so little! I need my fix, i inject dollar bill in my neck.
I hope Obama wins so I can afford that 600,000 dollars house and buy a couple slaves or nine. His magic wand will cure all. If not McCain will cover me with oil sell me to exxon. Hey at least I'd have a job.
I know it could be worse, i could be dead, but i'm not so... gimme gimme gimme.
Happy Election time!
Signed a disgruntled American
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Did you drop pre or post flush?
You know after you vote if you go into a Strarbucks and tell them that you just voted they will give you a free cup of coffee. I don't drink coffee but I thought that was very nice of them. I do not think Panera will give away free sandmiches though
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