gonzo77

Being a super Asian goth King I have to put up with lots of fans iming me on AIM. Looking through my old LJ (Live Journal for all those who are not as cool as me. )
And I came up with this doozy. Watch:

I was harrassed last night by internet whores last night. Oh dear what's a boy to do when he can't even check his email in peace? So I'm farting around downloading music (Industrial only of course), when this nerd with bad teeth and big tits ims me. This are excerpts:

batcountry1177: what the fack do you want?
gothicpierced44: fucking neil is such a bullshitter
gothicpierced: do you have a nice shaft?

gothicpierced44: haha
batcountry1177: shaft
gothicpierced44: I know we haven't talked for long, but I need a fix. If you get me some smack I'll suck your cock.
batcountry1177: haha, we've only been talking about 2 seconds
batcountry1177: when did you talk about his shaft?
gothicpierced44: lol, rotfl, brb, tit, ghrislorois, gtg, gf, bf, sdkljasoieurasdklfajsfdsdf...
batcountry1177: ?
gothicpierced44: I'm serious, you're hot
batcountry1177: umm, you're starting to scare me
gothicpierced44: I feel so bad for you when you complain, it makes me cry
batcountry1177: hot
gothicpierced44: I'm serious get me drugs, I'll fuck you for it
gothicpierced44: You're so brillant you know!

batcountry1177: nice
batcountry1177: hold on a sec, I gots to take a shit

I feel so bad when girls just want me for my body. It makes life seem so small and meaningless, especially my life. I don't know what to do when they come screeching at me, boots in one hand, clitorises in the other. Life is so bad! I don't know what to do! I hate my life! I want to die!