I just recently saw a fat woman getting into a 20 foot SUV sporting a bumper sticker that said: "Too Lazy To Exercise." She then tore off, cutting me off, spitting grease and bile out the window, almost killing a cat, squirrel and skeletal old man in the process. Ah the true face of the American Dream, something only Hunter Thompson could imagine in his drug crazed mind. Life is good!
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