Let me tell you how crazy it gets! I thought if you really want to know about ME then maybe it would be a good idea to play a little game called "Word Association"! If you can get past my weird comments and sense of humor then you will be fine and should proceed to add me to your friend list or message me. Come on, I know you want to! I'll talk to every one of you on here; women, men, clowns, nerdlings, dorks, weirdos, perverts and EVEN you.
So lets roll!
Dan's Views On...
ROAD RAGE:
I passed this guy on the highway and he got mad and caught up. I was near the rail and he tried to pull over and smash me into the rail, so I downshifted and punched it and flew right past as he was closing in. He ended up eating the guardrail and scraping the shit out of his car, like in the movies with sparks and shit!
IKEA FURNITURE:
Nothing adds character to a house quite like IKEA furniture!
AND as a bonus, I am throwing in an IKEA joke! Ba-dum-dum.
Q: How many IKEA shop assistants does it take to change a light bulb?
A: "Sorry, we ran out of light bulb stock. We expect it to arrive early next month. We do have light bulbs though! You just go straight on, then left and then right. No, thanks, anytime." BUTIGOTTATELLYA!!
*taps microphone*
Hello? Is this working? Hi?
*silence from the reader of this profile*
Tough crowd!
PARTY CRASHING:
Oh man, party crashing ain't cool. Time to roll up them sleeves Popeye!
VIRGIL (Former wrestler):
You ever hear of Virgil? DUDE. He was at a fucking Comic-Con in LA, and my friend went up there and saw him and said "WTF do you have to do with comics?" Virgil got him in a headlock and made him apologize. He held that headlock for 13 minutes and he didnt say sorry. Dude that was BAD ASS! I'd tell him to go fuck himself too.
Canada:
It's nice, dont get me wrong, but sucks in the winter time. So yeah when you kick back at home with the girl and it feels cold just say, "It's Canada in here! Turn up the heat!"
Kenny Rogers:
Not really my kind of music. Actually I'm not a fan of country music at all. Having said that, Kenny has been around a long long time and he looks good. No rumors or anything either. So I guess he is a good guy. He knows when to hold em' and when to fold em' too. I have no beef with Kenny.
Women:
I lay low. A lot of women say I'm handsome, but I just hide. I look like me. But the women don't say I'm ugly and I don't chase them so I guess the ends justify the means!
No way am I some big time ass-getter. I just happen to be in the wrong place at the right time, sort of like Burt Reynolds. But there is no way I am worthy of being in the same town or state as Mr. Burt.
That is not to say I am not a romantic person. Shit, I can be romantic. I AM romantic!
Ha! That word association game didn't reveal a whole LOT about me and some of it may have been a huge waste of time, but hey it's my profile! If you want to know more about what I'm all about, and get into my head, then feel free to message me! You see that button over there on the left side of the screen? Click it and I'll make your day!!
END GAME!
So lets roll!
Dan's Views On...
ROAD RAGE:
I passed this guy on the highway and he got mad and caught up. I was near the rail and he tried to pull over and smash me into the rail, so I downshifted and punched it and flew right past as he was closing in. He ended up eating the guardrail and scraping the shit out of his car, like in the movies with sparks and shit!
IKEA FURNITURE:
Nothing adds character to a house quite like IKEA furniture!
AND as a bonus, I am throwing in an IKEA joke! Ba-dum-dum.
Q: How many IKEA shop assistants does it take to change a light bulb?
A: "Sorry, we ran out of light bulb stock. We expect it to arrive early next month. We do have light bulbs though! You just go straight on, then left and then right. No, thanks, anytime." BUTIGOTTATELLYA!!
*taps microphone*
Hello? Is this working? Hi?
*silence from the reader of this profile*
Tough crowd!
PARTY CRASHING:
Oh man, party crashing ain't cool. Time to roll up them sleeves Popeye!
VIRGIL (Former wrestler):
You ever hear of Virgil? DUDE. He was at a fucking Comic-Con in LA, and my friend went up there and saw him and said "WTF do you have to do with comics?" Virgil got him in a headlock and made him apologize. He held that headlock for 13 minutes and he didnt say sorry. Dude that was BAD ASS! I'd tell him to go fuck himself too.
Canada:
It's nice, dont get me wrong, but sucks in the winter time. So yeah when you kick back at home with the girl and it feels cold just say, "It's Canada in here! Turn up the heat!"
Kenny Rogers:
Not really my kind of music. Actually I'm not a fan of country music at all. Having said that, Kenny has been around a long long time and he looks good. No rumors or anything either. So I guess he is a good guy. He knows when to hold em' and when to fold em' too. I have no beef with Kenny.
Women:
I lay low. A lot of women say I'm handsome, but I just hide. I look like me. But the women don't say I'm ugly and I don't chase them so I guess the ends justify the means!
No way am I some big time ass-getter. I just happen to be in the wrong place at the right time, sort of like Burt Reynolds. But there is no way I am worthy of being in the same town or state as Mr. Burt.
That is not to say I am not a romantic person. Shit, I can be romantic. I AM romantic!
Ha! That word association game didn't reveal a whole LOT about me and some of it may have been a huge waste of time, but hey it's my profile! If you want to know more about what I'm all about, and get into my head, then feel free to message me! You see that button over there on the left side of the screen? Click it and I'll make your day!!
END GAME!
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not bad for a burlingtonian. Hope you're getting ready to fight crowds at mapleview. so... do we have an H&M in Burly yet? Toronto now has 3... i'm expecting one to pop up any day now in the suburbs.