Here's what I want to do: write, produce and direct a movie called The Passion of the Non-Believer. In it, our hero, let's call him John Christmas, attempts to avoid the maniacs on all sides of religion debates -- the Islamic extremists who hate life in all its forms; the Christian bigots who love life as long as it is lived the way they think it should be (and define it according to cell formation); the orthodox Jewish men who subjugate everyone without a penis.
John Christmas reads Pullman's Dark Materials trilogy to his kids, and prohibits them from going to see violence porn (such as The Passion of the Christ). He treats the girls the same as the boys, and cringes every time George Bush mumbles "faith-based."
And this movie makes 500 cajillion dollars, returning religious dogma to the Sunday schools and Pakistani madrassas and all the myriad other places where these religious idiots throw up their lies... I'm a little pissed today... how are you?
Rules for life:
1. Never buy sushi on sale.
2. Never follow a blood trail.
3. Never debate morality with someone who leaves every fucking thing at some god's door.
John Christmas reads Pullman's Dark Materials trilogy to his kids, and prohibits them from going to see violence porn (such as The Passion of the Christ). He treats the girls the same as the boys, and cringes every time George Bush mumbles "faith-based."
And this movie makes 500 cajillion dollars, returning religious dogma to the Sunday schools and Pakistani madrassas and all the myriad other places where these religious idiots throw up their lies... I'm a little pissed today... how are you?
Rules for life:
1. Never buy sushi on sale.
2. Never follow a blood trail.
3. Never debate morality with someone who leaves every fucking thing at some god's door.