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I'm watching Hook and listening to David Banner.

M-I-crooked letter-crooked letter-I-crooked letter, crooked letter-hump yo back-hump yo back-I.

(That's Mississippi.)

Word to David Cross. And Democrats. Being Republican for the last however many years was a drag.

Word to my new shirt. And stealing jewelry from shitty stores at the mall.


What has happened to me!? I have never been a bad kid!

I still haven't filed my taxes. Or gotten a really good job. Shiiiiiit.