you're lucky you didn't meet one of the gayboys (and i know several of this devious sort) who are hell bent on conversion.
and then they complain about their escapades, and i just sit there and say, plainly, honey, you know he's straight, why bother?
and they reply, curtly, are you saying i'm not good enough for him?
at which point you say, dear, you're missing certain ... shall we say ... equipment?
you're lucky you didn't meet one of the gayboys (and i know several of this devious sort) who are hell bent on conversion.
and then they complain about their escapades, and i just sit there and say, plainly, honey, you know he's straight, why bother?
and they reply, curtly, are you saying i'm not good enough for him?
at which point you say, dear, you're missing certain ... shall we say ... equipment?