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Fresno, CA

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Friday Jul 30, 2004

Jul 30, 2004
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It's Friday! biggrin

Work sucks.
I love Irish Creme coffee!
Thinking of Cali.
Hot girl. wink

Your mom called me last night.
Out of ideas.
Underwear? Nope. smile

What's new with you?
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Here's a joke someone sent me at work. I thought I'd share.

A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines from El Paso to San Diego. The son, who had been looking out the window, turned to his mother and asked, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?" The mother (who couldn't think of an answer) told her son to ask the stewardess. So the boy walked back to the flight attendant and asked,"If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?"The stewardess responded, "Did your mother tell you to ask me that?" The boy said, "Yes, she did." "Well then, tell your mother that there are no baby planes because Southwest always pulls out on time. Have your mother explain that to you."
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ccfoo:
Oh, that was funny...put on some unerwear dude!
Jul 31, 2004
xhavokx:
heheh that is great!!!
Jul 31, 2004

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