Thursday Feb 13, 2003

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Okay, I'm unlazy for a minute, long enough to update my past few days.

In the past two days I have...

*burned my fingertips on a hot machine part

*lost some fingertip skin due to industrial adheasive not coming off "easy" like the label claimed.

*cut off a chunk of thumb with a V-chisel

*split part of my right index finger and nail on what I don't know.

*scraped my stomach on the sharp corner of a board

*banged both knees on saw horses


It seems my talent at self injury has moved from my head to my hands primarily now. I haven't ran head first into anything in ages, I don't know what the problem is. biggrin

Anyways, I really shouldn't be allowed around power tools. Despite the fact I do good work, I also seem to kick my own ass in the process.

Ah well, better blackeyed than skull ...I'm used to it, I grew up with the nickname "El Cabong" from all the times I hurt myself being a clutz.

Damn survival of the fittest...what the hell is wrong with you? You've botched up taking me out for almost 24 years now! surreal biggrin
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jessica:
Did you ever see the funniest Conan O'Brian when he went to Martha Stewart's and talked about how if you burned your hand on one of her big counter sized griddles that you'd need a spatula just to get your hand un-stuck? Random, but I just thought of that when reading your journal.
Joe Dirt f-ing rocks!
astrokreep23:
Dude I thought I was the only person who remembered El Cabong. I likr yo wack peaople with stuff and go "Cabong!!!" and they just stare at me funny. Well maybe they're right to do so but still... Once I electricuted my self at work on top of a twenty foot ladder while trying to replace a light. I don't know who was more scared, me or the owner. I think I gave her a heart attack.

[Edited on Feb 14, 2003]

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