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I miss my foreskin...

http://www.foreskin.org/
sally_struthers:
So do I! People are always screaming about Female Genital Mutilation, in the Middle East and Africa (as they should), and then they turn around and maim their own baby boys.
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A Pict Song

Rome never looks where she treads.
Always her heavy hooves fall
On our stomachs, our hearts or our heads;
And Rome never heeds when we bawl.
Her sentries pass on -- that is all,
And we gather behind them in hordes,
And plot to reconquer the Wall,
With only our tongues for our swords.

We are the Little Folk -- we!
Too...
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Dear diary,

Dia tried to escape again today. As I spoon-fed her the sea monkey and miso broth soup from the silver platter that she seems to like so much, she grabbed the spoon with her teeth and repeatedly tried to stab me with the handle, madly swinging her head around, growling through her clenched teeth. By the time I came back with the oven...
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dia:
You sure you aren't a demon in Boddhisatva's clothing?
goatlove:
I haven't yet determined which one I want to be...
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My housemate Tom and I tried to pierce my other nipple tonight... didn't quite make it. We left the forceps on too long before attempting the puncture, and all the blood that had collected within the opening of the forceps hardened the surrounding engorging tissue to the point where the needle got caught about 3/4 of the way through, just before the needle's full diameter...
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