So it seems I have an ascending testicle. You've heard of undescended testicles? Well, mine descended and now seems to be going back up. Maybe it came out, saw its shadow and is now going back because its gonna be a long winter. Actually its sort of just hanging there mid-way in a sort of testicular limbo. I'm not sure if I should be worried or amused, so I guess I'm in a kind of emotional limbo to mirror my testicular one. Hmmm.... yeah, just checked it, its still hanging mid-way. Son of a bitch. Its the right one if anyone was wondering, seems it should be the left, it's smaller after all. 
goatboysteve:
Dude, that's hilarious, you rule so hard!